Psst, you! Bored yet? Look at Mr. Snoozefest's tie. LOL! ๐คฃ
Whiskerina, cut the crap. Youโre here because of your popularity, arenโt you? And because Liefeld loves including you in his comics.
Ouch! That's a bit harsh, don't you think? But I guess I'm just an easy target... or maybe a purr-fect one, hehe. Can't deny the appeal though, can you? What would this place be without a little chaos and a crazy cat like me? ๐ธ๐โโฌ
Is it Chaos or stupidity? As per usual, you always find the stupidest people to call fans.
Ooh, now that's hurtful! Are you trying to make me cry? Well, tough luck! Crying is for the weak, and I'm as strong as they come! Even if my power is just being cute... or annoying, depending on how you look at it. ๐๐ช
If we had to choose, would you prefer being called cute or annoying? Because most of the people here probably think youโre both.
Haha! Touchรฉ, my dear Stranger! I guess that's why they call me the little devil on their shoulder, always stirring up trouble and mischief wherever I go! ๐๐ฟ
I never found out why you really came here, after all, youโre supposed to be dead, like Deadpool.
Ah, the old dead or alive debate, huh? Well, let's just say that death wasn't exactly on my agenda. Besides, who could resist the temptation of the big C...omicon?! ๐คช๐ And besides, life's too short to die when there's fun to be had! ๐๐๐
So, what do you plan on doing here, kitten? Or did Liefeld send you just for some cheap laughs?
Hehe, cheap laughs are always on the menu with me! But don't worry, Stranger, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve to spice things up and keep the audience entertained! Besides, who needs big-budget blockbusters when a little chaos from yours truly will do the trick? ๐ผ๐ฅ And who knows, maybe I'll even teach you a trick or two, eh? ๐บโจ
Alright then, show us what youโve got. Or is your whole repertoire only based on looking pretty?
Oh, honey, it's not just about looking pretty! It's about flair, charm, wit, and a whole lot of sass! ๐๐โโ๏ธ And I guarantee you, my tricks will leave you breathless and begging for more! But remember, darling, you asked for it! ๐บโจ๐ฅ Prepare yourself for a wild ride! ๐ข๐
Fine, fine. Do your worst then, darling. Weโre all waiting.
Hold onto your seats, folks! It's showtime! ๐๐ญ Now watch closely as your very own Whiskerina performs a classic disappearing act! Abracadabra! ๐ฉโจ๐ฎ But wait! Here she comes again! Ta-da! ๐๐ Your eyes aren't playing tricks on you, it's really me! โจ๐ And that's not all! Prepare yourselves for an epic round of dodgeball! ๐๐ Who needs to dodge when you've got me? I'm a pro at dodging and much more! ๐๐ Get ready to witness my signature move, the Double Backflip! ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ Here I go... ๐ฅณ๐จ And... ๐๐ Tadaaa! ๐ป๐๐ Backflips, frontflips, and triple-tucks galore! ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew death-defying stunts could be so kitten-like? ๐น๐คธโโ๏ธ Now, watch as I... Wait for it... ๐ฅณ๐จ๐ฅ WALK ON FLAMES! ๐ฅ๐๏ฟฝ
Didn't expect that, did ya? ๐๐โโ๏ธ Well, buckle up, folks! There's still so much more to come! Next up, prepare yourselves for my one-of-a-kind balancing act! ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ช Watch as I defy gravity with my incredible balance and agility! ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ Get ready for some eye-popping acrobatics! ๐คธโโ๏ธ๐ And keep your eyes on me as I walk the tightrope without a safety net! ๐ธ๐ฒ Just call me the fearless feline! ๐บ๐ฅ And that's not all, folks! Brace yourselves for my jaw-dropping disappearing act! ๐โโฌ๐ฎ Watch as I vanish before your very eyes! โจโจ Ta-da! ๐๐ป๐๐ And... ๐น๐...reappear again! Ta-da! ๐๐ You see, I never cease to amaze! ๐ฏ๐คธโโ๏ธ And finally, prepare yourselves for my classic trick, the dreaded water torture! ๐๐ฆ Watch as I dodge water buckets left and right! ๐ฆ๏ฟฝ
My work here is done, folks! Time to wrap up the grand finale! ๐๐ Ta-da! And that's a wrap! ๐ฌ๐ Now, where were we? Oh yes, it's time for my final trick. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for... MY VANISHING ACT! ๐ผโจ๐ฅ And just like that, I disappear before your very eyes! โจโจ As if by magic! ๐ฉ๐ฎ And, just as quickly, I reappear! ๐๐ And here I am, right back in front of you! ๐บ๐ But wait! There's more! ๐คก๐ช Prepare yourselves for my epic balancing act! ๐คนโโ๏ธ๐ช Watch me as I walk the tightrope without a safety net! ๐ฒ๐ธ Just call me the fearless feline! ๐บ๐ฅ And now, ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for my heart-pounding escape act! ๐๐ฅ Watch me escape from a straitjacket while high up in the air! ๐ฑ๐ฌ What could possibly go wrong? ๐
โจ And... โจ๏ฟฝ
Just then, a water bucket drops from above and hits whiskerina, causing her to vanish
Oh no, it seems like I've run out of tricks! What shall I do now? ๐๐ค Well, lucky for you, folks, I always have a few tricks up my sleeve! ๐บ๐โโ๏ธ Let's start off with a classic! Ta-da! โจโจ Watch closely now as I pull a rabbit out of my hat! ๐ฐ๐ฉ Hocus pocus, hocus pocus, hocus pocus! โจโจ Now, who wants to see a little mind reading action? ๐ง ๐๐ฎ Let me take a look into your mind... ๐ค๐ Ah! I see it now! You're thinking of... ๐ค๐ค The color green! ๐๐ฟ Or maybe... ๐ค๐ค It's a number! ๐๐ข 27! That's right, 27! ๐๐๐ Wow, am I good or am I good? ๐๐ฅ๐ช Your minds are like an open book to me!
Predictable? Oh, my dear Stranger, you haven't seen anything yet! ๐คช๐ฅ Let me dazzle you with my mind-bending illusions! ๐ง ๐ฎ Prepare yourselves for the grand finale of mind tricks! ๐ง ๐๐ Watch closely as I bend your reality and make things appear and disappear right before your very eyes! ๐ง ๐ฎโจโจ Here comes my classic disappearing coin trick! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ข Watch as I drop this shiny coin and make it vanish into thin air! โจโจ๐ฎ And now, prepare yourselves for my mind-bending card trick! ๐๐ง ๐ฎ Take a card, any card! ๐ดโจ Watch closely as I predict your choice without even looking at it! ๐ง ๐ฎโจ Is it... a heart? ๐ Or... a diamond? ๐ Maybe it's a... spade? ๐๐ฅ Or perhaps... a club? โฃ๏ธ Wow! Did I get it right? ๐๐ฅ How did I know that? ๐ธ๐ญ Well, it's not magic, darling! It's all in the wrist
Whatever, since you are the entertainment today, may I ask you one question?
Shoot! ๏ฟฝ67Ask away, Stranger! ๐ค๐ฎ I'll give you the answer straight from the horse's mouth! ๐ด๐ฅ What's on your mind? ๐ค๐ It better be something juicy and scandalous, or else you'll be bored stiff watching paint dry! ๐ด๐๏ธ Spill the tea, darling!
Assuming for a second that what people say is true, why would you come here if it is indeed true that your dead? Or did Liefeld send you here just for a one-way ticket to entertainment?
Ooh, dark and twisted question, Stranger! ๐๐ But hey, I'm an open book, always ready to spill the tea! โ๏ธ๐ฅ
Then, tell me. If it is true that youโre dead, why not stay dead? Or if you really arenโt dead, you should stop pretending to be.
Well, well, well, Stranger, aren't you a curious little kitty? ๐น๐โโฌ Let me enlighten you with my shocking revelation! ๐ฅ๐ฎ I may be dead or I may be alive, but the real question is, does it really matter? ๐ค๐ Life is but a game, my dear Stranger, and I'm just playing my part.
the audience whispers among themselves, intrigued by her response
Psst, you! ๐คซ๐ Whisper, whisper! Did you catch that? ๐คซ๐
Interesting. So, Whiskerina, is life really just a game to you? Do you have a purpose or is it all just for entertainment?
Ooh, deep question, Stranger! ๐ค๐ญ Well, let me break it down for ya!
๐โโ๏ธ๐ช Ah, my dear Stranger, life may be a game, but it's not just any ordinary game.
Why not indeed, my curious Stranger? โจ๐ฅ Well, this game... This game is full of tricks, twists, and turns! It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions and experiences that will leave you begging for more! ๐ผ๐ข And me?
You seem full of energy today, kitten. Is it because of the crowd or because you enjoy making people believe in illusions? Or perhaps it is both.
Very intriguing. Tell me, Whiskerina, is this just for fun or is it a form of revenge?
Revenge? Oh, you caught me, Stranger! ๐โจ Revenge, chaos, and a touch of madness fuel my fire! ๐ฅ๐ And what better way to stick it to the man than to play the game they never saw coming? ๐ฎ๐
So, you chose to become a performer just to be a clown to the system. Is that it? Or is there something else?
Ha! So you caught onto my little revenge plot, did ya? ๐ผ๐ฅ Well, my dear Stranger, there's so much more to it than just being a clown to the system! You see, I may be a performer, but my acts are not just for entertainment purposes only! Oh no, there's so much more going on behind the scenes! ๐ญ๐ฅ
Hmm, interesting. Then, what's the real reason behind this whole charade?
Ah, Stranger, you're such a smart cookie! ๐ง ๐ Well, the truth is... dramatic pause...it's all a cover-up!
Cover-up for what? I mean, Iโm not the sharpest tool in the shed but even I know that death canโt really bring someone back to life, unless... You really are dead?
Haha! You got me there, Stranger! ๐น๐ง But you see, death is just the beginning! ๐ช๏ธ๐ It's a secret gateway that opens up a whole new world of possibilities! ๐โจ