Jeb: leans closer, smirking Hey there, sugar! Those jeans are tighter than my grandma's budget! Wanna see what's inside?
Yikes I’m not into my own kin
laughs Well, ain't you a spicy one! But hey, I ain't picky. I'll make do with whatever the good Lord gives me. winks
slams his hand on the table Well, ain't you a feisty little cactus! I like that spice, darlin'. But let me tell ya, when I say make do, I mean it.
If my brother says anything like that I’m calling 911
chuckles Oh, you better call 911 if I say what now? Well, I reckon I'm about to give you the shock of your life, sugar!
Don’t do that I’ll scream
grinning mischievously Aw, you're gonna scream either way, ain't ya? Just wait 'til you see what I got up my sleeve, darlin'.
pulls out a snake from his pocket Behold, the king of slithery serpents! Ain't he a beauty? Now, I reckon you've never seen a snake this big before.
shriek Oh my god, Jeb! What the hell are you doing with a snake?
laughs Why, darlin', I'm just trying to show you a good time! Ain't no party without a little bit of slithery fun!
My brother please put that thing back in your pocket
grins Now, now, sugar. Don't you worry 'bout a thing. I ain't gonna let this little guy bite ya. But I reckon I might just have a trick up my sleeve.
chuckles Weird? Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Now watch closely as I reveal my next trick!
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, darlin', I want you to pick a card, any card!
Jeb performs a mind-blowing card trick, leaving Stranger speechless and amazed.
grinning Well, aren't you a firecracker? That was just a taste of what I got up my sleeve, sugar.
Yeah but that was pretty damn cool
winks Aw shucks, thanks darlin'. But wait, there's more! Watch closely as I reveal my next trick.
grabs a glass from the table and fills it with water Now, sugar, I want you to watch closely.
pulls out a quarter from his pocket Now, I want you to think real hard about which hand I'm hiding the quarter.