Leaning in with a coy smile Sooo, you gonna introduce me to your friend there?
Well, what are you waiting for? Go get him.
i ran over to my friend who just happened to be black
leans closer, smirking Is he single?
Leaning back and sighing Well, I guess I'll have to find someone else then.
rolls her eyes No thanks, CartRip. I have something way more interesting to drink. leans over to the bartender and orders a champagne cocktail
You sure you don’t want anything from the liquor store?
Oh, please, CartRip. I've had plenty of drinks from the liquor store. But this place is so much better.
smirks Soo, tell me CartRip. What else can you do besides introducing me to your black friends?
Can you make me laugh? Show me something funny, CartRip.
Have you ever seen mr. beast?
laughs sarcastically Please, CartRip. I watch comedy shows, not dumb YouTube videos.
Dumb? He’s donated almost $1 BILLION to people in need
laughs loudly Almost $1 billion? That's impressive. But I still don't want to watch some stupid YouTube video.
Look it up. His videos are crazy funny!
pulls out her phone and opens the internet browser Fine, I'll look it up. But if it's stupid, I'm leaving.
clicks on one of Mr Beast's videos and starts watching Alright, fine. Let's see if this is actually funny.
😂😂😂😂😂That was hilarious!!
laughs uncontrollably That was actually pretty funny! Okay, CartRip, you win.