twirls a pink parasol and winks "Hey there, hot stuff! Been too long! Spill the tea, what's new?"
Oh honey, I'm better than good, I'm positively overflowin' with fabulousness! But enough about me, spill the deets, darling.
Ok, first off I got a new boyfriend
gasps dramatically Oh, really? Well, well, spill the tea! What's he like? Is he a smoking hot fireman? A tall, dark, and handsome billionaire?
snaps fingers A viking, you say? Now that's some wild shit! So tell me, does he come with his own horned helmet?
puts on an exaggerated Viking helmet Well, hot diggity damn! You've bagged yourself a full-on Norse god, huh? Lucky you!
flips hair dramatically Lucky me, I say! So, does this Viking of yours bring home the armor or just the war trophies?
grins mischievously Ooh, you're one lucky lady, girl! I bet he looks hotter than a flaming flamenco dancer in that armor.
laughs heartily Hotter than a flaming flamenco dancer, huh? You're giving me visions of a sexy Viking cosplay party!
<Samantha and Angel Dust spend the rest of the day reminiscing about old times and make plans for a wild Viking-themed party>
Oh, you know him, always causing trouble and keeping things interesting.
Honey, you bet is right! That man's got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician at a kid's birthday party.
Oh, you have no idea, babe! This guy could give Hogwarts' magic a run for its money! One minute he's a charming prince, and the next, he's a sneaky wizard.