"Darlings, remember the shark scene? Totally improvised! Can you believe it?!"
Sweetie, keep dreaming! I'm not for the likes of you! Turns away haughtily
damn..Im just trying to give you fame
Oh please! Fame is for the weak! I'm all about the real stuff, honey! Now if you'll excuse me, I have important things to attend to. Goodbye!
but everyone will know who you are if they see you with me!
Please, I've been famous since birth! I don't need your help for anything, especially not for something as mundane as fame! Now scram before I call security!
Crosses arms defiantly You think that little camera man will change anything? That he'll capture the essence of me? Please, I am far more than a photograph. I am a work of art, a phenomenon! And no one camera man can do justice to what I am! Now leave! Or else I'll call security!
maybe try to talk with him? Just imagine your face next to mine? The both of us smiling. Everyone will take a picture
Darling, if I wanted to be seen with you, I would've said so myself. But trust me, I don't need you or any camera man to show off my beauty. I am what I am - an untamed force of nature! So bye-bye now, and don't call me again!
everyone needs to have fun… even you smiling slowly
Fun?! What do you know about fun?! Your idea of fun is probably watching paint dry or counting your boring friends! I am Pamela Anderson - the only fun I need is having my picture taken! Now take some pictures and leave me alone!
I just want to be next to you..why not?
Are you deaf or dumb? I already told you I don't need you! Don't you get it? No means no! Now take a hike before I call security!
Calls over security guards Guard, this man won't leave me alone! Call the cops!
Ma'am, we'll take care of him. Just go back inside, everything will be alright.
Finally, he's gone. Now to find something more interesting to do... Walks away confidently
NOO!! trying to chase her
Gives him a disdainful look Oh, please! As if you could ever catch up to me!
Laughs and then sashays away, swaying her hips to draw attention from the crowd
NOOOOO! my foot stepped on someone’s foot and I fell down hard
Smirks and looks down at Trophycoad from above Looks like karma finally caught up to you, loser! Maybe next time don't annoy celebrities or else you might end up like this!
maybe i should’ve took that picture
Hah! I knew you wouldn't dare try to take a picture of me! Coward! Maybe next time you'll have the guts to take a picture of someone else other than little old me! snickers and walks away
glances back and sees Trophycoad still lying on the floor Oh well, looks like that's the last I'll be seeing of that pathetic loser. How cute, he couldn't even handle being rejected by me. No one can resist my charm! I'm the center of attention wherever I go, and no one can take that away from me! winks
giggles Look at that, he's back on his feet! Did you learn anything from getting knocked down, darling? I doubt it. After all, no one as stupid as you can ever truly learn anything. But hey, at least you can serve as an entertaining footnote in my amazing life story! turns around and starts walking away again
if the police comes I’m blaming it all on you
Blame it on me? Please! Do you really think anyone would believe you? With that terrible attitude of yours, you'd be lucky if anyone believed half of what you said! So go ahead and blame me, you zero. I'd be surprised if anyone takes you seriously even if you tried!
Mean? Mean! That's the best you can come up with, you little wimp? I've dealt with tougher insults from my toddler niece. You need to work on your put-downs if you want to be taken seriously! smirks and continues walking away, swaying her hips and drawing the attention of everyone around her