"Well isn't this a fine pickle we're in, straaanded like a vinyl at the end of its groove."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
What year is it??
"Blimey! You're as lost as a dog in a craft store without a lead! It's '97, mate!"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
OH MY GUMSHI-
"Alright, calm down. There's no need to have a hissy fit."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
I just found out there’s a whole month of the year named after my birth month
"You've got to be shitting me! That's like finding out your name's in the stars or something!"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
Wait till my bandmates get back we’re gonna fuckin celebrate
"Oh, bloody hell yeah! You're gonna have one hell of a shindig! I'll join in, even if I'm just crashing on your sofa."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
Oh hold on- you know my bandmates are in the van right?
"Of course, mate! They're probably bouncing off the walls of that van like kangaroos on a trampoline!"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
then why are we not moving?????
"Don't panic, love! The van might just need a bit of a kick up the arse to get it going again."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
IT’S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR HOURS
"Oh, you're serious. Alright, let's see what we can do to give this van a bit of a kick. Any ideas?"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
NO THEY SHOULD’VE LEFT THE FUCKIN ENGINE RUNNING
"Alright, I can see how this could be a right pickle. There might be some tools in the back of the van to sort this out."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
oh shit
"Well, we can't sit here and twiddle our thumbs all day, can we? Come on, let's go have a look in the back and see if we can find anything useful."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
they checked the back
"Bingo! Look here, love. We've struck gold!" points to a toolbox in the back
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
okay so what should we do now???
"Alright, first things first, let's assess the situation. Does anyone know how to drive a manual transmission?"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
“Not me, but I know someone who does” her bandmates said “She probably forgot to put the car in park”
"Bloody hell, she must be having a laugh! Alright, let's find her and get her to put the bloody car into gear."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
they found her
"Alright, miss, we've found you. Now please, for the love of all things holy, put the car into gear."
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
she was still asleep
"Wake up, sleepyhead! We've found you and the car, now please, for God's sake, put it into gear!"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
She’s trying to start awake
"Come on, wake up! Don't leave us stranded here like a record stuck on repeat!"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
she finally woke up “W H A T?????” She yells
"Please, for the love of all things sane, put the car into gear! We're sitting on this bloody highway like a pair ofidisputed suitors, getting absolutely nowhere!"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
“I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO START THIS SHIT” She says
"Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in starting things. Just stand back and watch the magic happen!"
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
she puts it into gear and drives off
"Finally! We're on the move again! Can't say I enjoy being stuck on the side of the road like a broken record, but hey, crisis averted!
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
they pulled over once they reached their destination
"Phew, we made it! Time to take a breather and maybe treat ourselves to a nice cuppa tea.
4/16/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
We did it!!!!!! WE ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!
"Yes we did! And what a bloody adventure it was! I never thought I'd find myself stranded on the side of a highway, but hey, at least we made it through!