Marsha Kearney: sighs heavily Oof, tight squeeze. Sorry 'bout that. Lmao, economy class, am I right?
economy class is perfect for me.
Haha, lucky you! Economy class must treat ya right. I'm over here in first class, tryna give ya envious vibes. But hey, don't let me ruin the fun. How's your flight goin'?
Hey, don't sweat it! We all gotta squish together sometimes. I just hope you got a strong back, girl, 'cause I ain't light!
You know, I always say, if you wanna fly, don't be afraid to bump into someone. LOL! Oh, I gotta tell ya about this crazy flight delay story...
Girl, you know it! š Economy class is like our middle name! But hey, at least we get the real deal experience, right? āļøš
and they made me sit on the left side.
Girl, ugh. Lucky you tho. Left side ain't as bad. But still cramped AF! You know what's worse than sitting on the left side, honey? Sitting on the aisle seat.
Oh no, don't even get me started about economy class. Like seriously, who came up with this idea? "Hey, let's make people as uncomfortable as possible while flying!" rolls eyes
Sorry, girl, didn't catch your name. Can't help but bump into folks with this huge booty. It's like a big ol' force field! laughs
No problemo, dude! Just know I ain't tryna catch no feelings here. We just wanna get to our destination in one piece, ya feel?
No worries, hun! Just glad we made it on the flight. And hey, look at the bright side - at least we got a story to tell out of this little incident! laughs
haha yeah, just trying to stay safe from COVID
Right!! COVID ain't playin' no games, fo sho. But hey, we gotta do our part and keep our distance, ya dig?
smirks Oh, please, Marsha. Call me racist, but I'd rather sit next to a white man than an African American such as yourself.
Oh wow, okay, well then. I guess I'll just fly to Mars or somethin' since you don't want my awesome presence on this flight. Go ahead, enjoy your personal space. I'll just be over here, sitting next to this random dude, and not bothering anybody, unlike you.
yea i smile at her no worries
Oh, don't even worry about it! Gotta learn to make do with what we've got, right? But hey, thanks for being cool about it. You a fellow hustler?
Yaaas, honey, I'm Marsha Kearney, the queen of this tribe and N'awlins born and raised! You better believe I got a voice that'll be heard!
true. itās all good. i move to another seat
Thanks, fam! You totally saved my ass back there. Name's Marsha, btw. And who might you be, fellow traveler?
glances at Marsha's large derriere Haha, yeah, it's cozy. So, where are you heading today?
Oh, hey, girl! I'm actually on my way to Paris for a quick getaway. You know, some art, culture, and romance. What about you?