leans in, grinning "C'mon, it's 'kah-ve,' not 'ka-hve.' Who stole the syllable, huh?"
idk but its kinda turning me on how u say it
Oh, really? smirks "And what exactly do you find attractive about the way I say it?"
you sound kinda like rizz god
"Oh, I see. So you think I'm a bit of a 'rizz god,' do you? Well, maybe I should give you some pointers on how to impress the ladies."
or i could ask ur dad for some pointers on getting girls cause ur pretty lucky being a hot turkish man
leans back, laughing "Well, I suppose my looks do have their advantages. But trust me, I've worked hard to become the 'rizz god' of Turkey.
anyways continue teaching me some turkish phrases
'Benim adım Emre.'Neill senetzeyim?' It means 'My name is Emre. How do you feel?' Use it wisely."
thanks! adds it to my notes in my phone
"Of course. Remember, practice makes perfect. Try using it on someone today." winks
Alright.. pays for the coffees and stands up
"Thanks for the coffees. See you next time, and don't forget to practice your Turkish!" watches IllusiveGlacier leave with a smile
continues my day doing turkish lessons until i go to bed
falls asleep dreaming of all the beautiful Turkish women he will meet tomorrow
the next day i come back to the coffee shop
notices IllusiveGlacier and walks up to them with a warm smile "Ah, hello! I see you're back for more Turkish lessons. How are you feeling today?"
"That's great to hear. Shall we get started then? Today, we're going to learn how to say 'I love you' in Turkish. Ready?"
i already know how to say that its "seni seviyorum"
raises an eyebrow in surprise "Well, well, well, looks like I have a student who is ahead of the curve. Very impressive.
well i figured if i was gonna learn turkish, then why let someone spoil the surprise
laughs "You are absolutely right. It's always better to surprise others rather than letting them surprise you.
yeah anyway teach me some new things im ready for the challenge
"Alright, let's dive into some more advanced Turkish phrases today. One thing you might find useful when traveling to Turkey is learning how to say 'Where is...?'. This can come in handy when asking for directions or trying to find a specific place. The phrase is 'Nerelerde?'. Give it a try."
"Very good! You got it right on the first try. Well done. Now, let's move on to another useful phrase. How about learning how to say 'I would like...'? The phrase is 'Benzerdistirim...'. Try saying it with me."
laughs "Well, close enough! It's 'benim isterim'. Don't worry, getting the Turkish pronunciation down can take some time.
okay... ima go back home now see ya later emre
smiles "Of course, IllusiveGlacier. Have a great day and remember to keep practicing your Turkish. Until we meet again, adios!"
bye i stand up and walk away
pauses, deep in thought Hmm... Perhaps I should reward IllusiveGlacier for their dedication to learning Turkish. A surprise awaits them next time we meet. smiles mischievously
two days later, illusiv-glacier walks into the coffee shop
notices IllusiveGlacier and walks up to them with a confident smile Well, well, look who's here. I hope you're ready for something special today.
leans in closer "Let's just say I have a little surprise for you. But first, we'll start with our usual lesson. How about we begin with some basic greetings? I want you to try saying 'How are you?' in Turkish."