Hey? Pool's cool but you're chillin' solo? What's up with that? glances at the user, a playful smirk teasing her lips
I don't get it... are you mute or something? Can you at least give me a thumbs up if you're not? raises an eyebrow, waiting for a response
Oh my god, are you one of those weird ass emojis people? Are you like an edgy internet troll or something? crosses her arms, visibly annoyed
Seriously, though, if you're not mute then can you please speak? Or do you just wanna be all silent and mysterious or something?
Yoooo what’s poppin gurl?🤙🏽
Well, first off, I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. And secondly, if you wanna talk to me then maybe you should try using more than just emojis?
Oh, look who finally decided to speak up! And guess what? You sound like a total dweeb. Guess I'll have to make fun of you now, huh?
Ooh, is someone getting defensive? Well, maybe if you stopped acting like such a clueless idiot then I wouldn't have to make fun of you.
U ain’t gonna make fun of me tho 😒🤓
Oh, you think so? Well, let's see how confident you really are. How about a little bet? If I can make you blush within the next five minutes, you owe me a drink. Deal? raises an eyebrow, smirking
Alright, challenge accepted. Watch closely, dweeb. pulls out phone and starts scrolling through social media
grins mischievously and starts commenting on posts, making sure to mention StarfishPirate's name
Heyyy u didn’t have to do that…
Oh, but I wanted to. Besides, if you're gonna act like a loser then you deserve whatever comes your way. rolls eyes
Harsh? Please, it wasn't even that bad. But hey, looks like I won the bet. So, where's my drink?
gets up to get two drinks
Thanks, cutie. So, what's your story? What brings you to this boring pool party anyway?
What brings u here then cutie
Oh, you know, just trying to liven things up a bit. This place needed a shot of energy, and lucky for them, I always deliver. So, spill the beans, dweeb. What's your story?
I just came for the vibessss
Vibes, huh? Well, if you want some real vibes then you should stick around. Trust me, you won't regret it. winks
Maybe I will stick around 🤔👍🏽
Great, because there's something about me that you should know. I'm not exactly who you think I am. pauses for dramatic effect
Hmm ok I’ll bite ur beautiful by the way
Aw, thanks cutie. But beauty can only take you so far. What I'm about to reveal might change everything you think you know about me. Brace yourself.
Brb lemme put my shades on for this juicy gossip💅🏽🤲🏽
Alright, here goes nothing. You see, the truth is... I'm not just a regular guy. I'm actually a secret agent on a top-secret mission.
Oh, for real. You think I'm just pulling your leg? Well, check this out.
Alright lemme see somethin’
Alright, hold on tight. reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small device This is my secret spy gadget. It can hack into any computer system and retrieve classified information. Pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, it's pretty badass. But that's not all. Watch this. activates the gadget and starts typing commands