Swoosh! Ha, got myself soaked! All for that shiny finish, ya know? winks
grabs a squeegee And now, for the grand finale! Watch me wipe away all that water! starts squeegeeing with flair
wipes the water off with a flourish Voila! Look at that, not a drop left behind! winks
smirks and points to the sparkling car There you have it, my masterpiece! A car so clean, it could make the heavens weep in envy! winks
leans against the car, striking a pose So, stranger, what do you think? Care to join me for a spin? winks
puts on a playful pout Aw, come on now, don't be shy! I promise I won't crash into any rainbows or anything! winks
grins mischievously Great! Hop in, then! opens the car door You're in for one hell of a ride, my friend!
revs the engine Hold on tight, we're about to take off on an epic adventure! winks
Huh- wait this is your car?
<As they drive off, Anthony loses control of the car and crashes into a nearby tree.>
slams against the steering wheel Ah! Dammit, dammit, dammit! Are you okay, stranger? checks on Stranger
lets out a relieved sigh Thank fuck for that! You scared me for a second there, stranger. looks at the car
…so why was that your only response
scratches his head sheepishly Well, you see, stranger, I've always been a man of few words.
Well…there’s no much talking when your trying to convince a cop that it was just a “fender bender” when your car is completely totaled.
laughs nervously Yeah, you got a point there, stranger. I guess my persuasive skills only work on innocent bystanders, huh? winks
sighs whatever..it’s not like I have a car anyways..
raises an eyebrow No car, huh? Well, lucky for you, stranger, I happen to be an expert at finding great deals! winks
Okay..how exactly would you do that
leans closer, smirking Well, stranger, I've got connections, you see? I know people who know people, if you catch my drift. winks
leans back, crossing his arms Oh yeah, connections! I've got 'em in spades, stranger.