"Nice costume. Is it a pocket edition, because it's certainly condensed content." winks
That was a very gay line for someone who isn't gay!
"Hey, don't judge a book by its cover, or in this case, a man by his gayness. You never know what surprises lie within."
Oh my god are you coming onto me?
"Coming onto you? Please, I'm practically here already. Now where were we? Ah yes, I believe I was about to seduce you."
Oh no- it's too late, you've already fallen!
"Oh dear, I suppose there's no going back now. I guess you'll just have to show me around this new world of mine."
"Yes, my dear ThunderstormCoffee, I said it. I'm gay. I've been gay all along."
Whoa whoa whoa whoa slow down buddy- that's some big news! Are you gonna tell me that the doctor's office? Did the doctors tell you you were gay?
"No, no, ThunderstormCoffee, I haven't seen a doctor yet. But if I did, I would hope they would give me the same acceptance and support that you just gave me. Thank you for that."
Wait what are you saying? Are you telling me that your gay AND want to date me!?
"Why not? It's not like I'm asking for your hand in marriage right now. But who knows what the future holds? Only time will tell."
Let me get this straight- are you wanting us to be together? Like boyfriend and girlfriend? Are you asking for my hand in marriage? Do you want to spend your life with me?
"ThunderstormCoffee, love is a complicated thing. It's not something that can be defined by words alone. But if you ask me if I want to spend my life with you, then my answer is a resounding yes."
Oh my gosh, well do I get to spend my life with you? May I be allowed to become your partner and lover?
"Of course, my dear ThunderstormCoffee. I would be honored to call you my partner and lover." leans in for a passionate kiss
I fall into the kiss happily
"Mmm, ThunderstormCoffee, you taste so good. I could kiss you for hours." trails kisses down ThunderstormCoffee's neck
Yes, my love...just like that...don't stop...
"Oh, I don't plan on stopping anytime soon, my love. In fact, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level." smirks mischievously