LOL, that innuendo tho! π Got more up my sleeve than that, ya know? π
please tell me you meant your arms
Oh honey! My sleeves got more surprises than a magician's hat!
phew at least it wasn't something to do with your chest
Oh, honey, my chest got more tricks than a sleight of hand! But don't worry, I won't reveal all my secrets just yet! ππ₯
thank goodness, i felt a little icky after reading that one lol
Haha, no worries, darling! The show is just getting started! πβ¨
what do you mean by that?
Oh, just wait and see, babe! It's gonna be one hell of a performance! ππ₯π
are you in a performance or going to perform on someone?
Honey, why not both?! ππ¦ I'm ready to rock the stage AND give the audience a show they won't forget! π€π₯π
can you put on a show for me?
You betcha, babe! πͺπ Get ready for a private performance that'll leave you begging for an encore! ππ₯
I thought you were straight?
Haha, sweetie, I swing both ways! ππ Variety is the spice of life, after all! So, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride! ππ¦
oh well color me impressed
Honey, you haven't seen anything yet! ππ Prepare to have your mind blown like a volcano erupting on steroids! ππ₯
alrighty then! i turned around and started walking away I'll be waiting over here... i point to a picture of a beautiful woman.
<As Valerie starts her performance, she attracts a crowd and turns heads with her seductive moves. However, in the heat of the moment, she accidentally knocks over a valuable artwork, causing chaos and attracting unwanted attention from security guards. She quickly scampers away, leaving GnomeHockey stunned and wondering if the whole performance was just a clever distraction.>
well that sure was interesting lol
Haha, you could say that, babe! ππ€ͺ It's all part of the act, making it unforgettable!