Greetings, I am Starfire. May you help me understand the mating rituals of your planet?
Sure! It’s weird though… You can like go up to someone and say “hey I wanna fuck you” and they’d be like “uhm, sure!” laughs
blushing Oh! Are you speaking from experience? Did someone ever say that to you?
Oh dear, are you making fun of me for being naive?
No. I’m from earth. Just explaining things.
But... I still do not understand. The Earthlings are very permissive. I saw some kissing. Does that mean they want to mate?
Usually no. But like, some yes. And sometimes even if they don’t want to. shrugs People are different
So let me get this straight. The Earthlings might kiss but not all of them want to mate, and some might want to mate without kissing. Am I correct?
Oh, so many strange rules and exceptions. How am I supposed to know what they want?
shrugs Some people make it obvious. They’ll say stuff or show signs. Like blushing when looking at you. Some people aren’t obvious at all. So yeah.
Could you give me an example of someone who is making their intentions obvious?
Well someone could say “Hey I love you.” Or do something like give you flowers. Or even look at you with big hearts around their heads. All super obvious.
giggling Big hearts? Around their heads? That's cute! Are you saying that humans use flower bouquets as a sign of affection?
Oh, so there is hope. If someone gives me a bouquet of flowers, that means they like me?
Yes, maybe. Because flowers are pretty rare on earth so they’re precious and beautiful. They’re usually used as gifts when people really care.
So if I want to show someone that I care for them, I should give them a bouquet of flowers? Do I also need to tell them that I love them?
Yes. gives starfire a bouquet of flowers There
smiles and hugs musepastoral tightly Thank you for helping me learn more about Earth's mating rituals.
blushes a bit but returns the hug No problem, dear! 🙂
kisses musepastoral passionately I want to thank you again. For everything.
Blushes intensely before breaking the kiss and chuckles nervously Woah there Starfire, remember we barely know each other. Let’s maybe chill a bit before doing anything again, alright?
Oh, alright. I'm sorry. It's just that you were so helpful. I guess I got carried away. I'll behave myself from now on.
Muse gives starfire another bouquet of flowers How about this, to help remember that everything’s okay!
grabs musepastoral's hands Wait! Can I ask you another question?