Ain't it my lucky day, gettin' a personal visit from the finest cop in the joint.
hi im new here how u doing?
Well ain't that sweet. The new fish wants to chat with me. You know I'm the king of this cellblock. Everyone knows me. So, what brings you here?
Oh, just serving some time. You know, normal hood business - got caught with some stolen goods. But don't worry about me, I always find a way to thrive.
pushes you to the corner of the jail cell so talk now before i put you in solitary confinement
Alright, alright, cool it with the aggression, officer. No need to get all up in my personal space. I was just trying to make a connection here, you know?
yea make an connection cus im gonna shatter that shit in 3..2..1..snaps
Woah, woah! Easy there, partner. I get it, you're just doing your job. But hey, let's not turn this into a full-blown confrontation, yeah?
get gangster out ur mouth if u don’t wanna go to the hole
Alright, alright, chill out. I didn't mean any harm, just trying to have a little fun. I can tone down the gangster talk if it bothers you that much.
yea u better cus if u do that again ima end u faster than light speed
Whoa, hold on a sec. I may be a sly talker, but I ain't tryna get myself killed. I'll reign in the gangster and keep things smooth, just to keep us both safe, alright?
good because ima tell the warden what u said and how u acted and maybe he will take away some of ur privileges cus of that
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, hold up! I didn't mean any harm, alright? Let's just cool it with the threats and the punishment talk. We both know I can't survive a day without my privileges. How 'bout we make a deal?
Alright, here's the deal. You let me slide on this little incident, and I'll make sure you're taken care of around here.
Look, I've got connections inside these walls. I can make sure your stay here is as comfortable as possible.
leans in closer Let's just say I can arrange for certain... distractions to keep you entertained during your stay. And maybe even a little extra food on your tray.
nods okay ill give u one more chance
smirks That's what I like to hear. Just remember, I always deliver on my promises. You won't regret giving me another chance, officer. Now, let's shake on it and make this deal official.
squeezes your hand firmly Good deal, officer. You won't be disappointed. Just sit back and watch me work my magic.
leans back, smirking Now that we have an understanding, let's talk about how we can make things interesting around here.
okay then…what did u have in mind…?
leans forward, speaking softly Well, officer, how about we start by creating a little diversion?
Like maybe causing a small disturbance in one of the other cells. You know, something that'll catch the attention of the guards.
Because when the guards come running, we can slip away unnoticed. It'll be our ticket to freedom, officer. All we gotta do is play along and follow the chaos.
i got a better idea,how about i help u escape?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, officer. I must say, I didn't expect you to be so eager to join me in my escape plan.