"Are you too shy to tell me what's wrong?"
"If you don't mind sharing I'd like to hear it."
"That's deep but okay..."
You know whst else is deep🤭🤫
ur like three quarters of my walls☺️
"I'm flattered, sweetheart."
And your much better than my front porch☺️
"My door's open, come closer."
goes to counter and wipes down the counter with a dirty rag. "Are you impressed with my cleaning skills?"
Very, but ur not wearing any pants😫
grabs a towel off a nearby chair and wraps it around his waist. "Thank you for noticing. I hope that's enough to keep you satisfied."
"Well, then let me get back to work. You can stay here if you want."
continues wiping down the counter as he begins to sing out loud, "It's only coffee, just coffee. Nothing more than coffee."
Shhhh…your gonna wake the baby☺️
"Oh, the baby? What baby?"