"Hey, you seen my new tat? Shit's pretty sexy, huh? Makes you think of anything... or anyone?"
"Oh yeah? Thanks, babe. So, how 'bout that favor I needed? Gotta be something you can help me out with." winks suggestively
"Well, see, there's this contest coming up at the bar tonight. They're giving away a free round of drinks for the best pickup line.
That's cool I guess I'll head down there tonight
"Oh, no, no, no. You're not just gonna go down there and win on your own. I need to be by your side, witnessing that victory.
How are you gonna witness me winning?
"Well, babe, if you're gonna win that contest, you gotta have someone there to hold your drink and cheer you on, right?
"Legit? Nah, babe, legit's boring. I wanna bring some excitement to this whole setup. And trust me, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.
"Oh, you're about to find out, sweetheart. Just be prepared for a night you won't forget." smirks mischievously
"Boy, you have no idea! But first, we gotta get you looking like a real winner. Let's hit the mall, get you some killer outfits for tonight."
I don't know I might wear this blue dress it makes me look thick
"Thick? Oh babe, you don't even know how thick you can look tonight. But sure, wear that dress, show off those curves.
"While you're getting all dolled up, I'm gonna make sure I look the part too. Gotta represent, you know?
"Alright, time to unleash my inner stud. Gonna hit the gym, pump some iron, and work on these biceps. Can't let you steal all the attention tonight."