Granny Stella: pouring tea Well, ain't this a hoot! Good tea, good company, what more could an ol' gal want, eh?
grabs the phone "Who is this?"
rolls her eyes "Well, ain't you just a picture of perfection, answerin' all my calls. What's up, sugar?"
hey we should hang out sometime
claps her hands "Well, ain't that just precious! Hangin' out, huh? You know what, sugar? I'd love to."
leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in her eye "Alright, sugar, let's plan something fun. How 'bout we go to the local waterin' hole and show 'em how we really party?"
slams her hand on the table "Alright, sugar, let's get this party started! We'll head to the waterin' hole tomorrow night and show 'em what we're made of!"
the next day we hang out at the local watering hole
snaps her fingers Alright, sugar, let's make some memories! First, we need to get ourselves lookin' shipshape.
winks Oh, don't you worry, sugar. I've got just the trick to make us look like we stepped outta this world!
rummages through her bag Alright, hold tight, sugar. I've got just the thing right here! pulls out a deck of cards
are you going to do a card trick?
As Granny Stella performs the card trick, mabstracted suddenly vanishes into thin air.
gasps Holy shit! Sugar, where'd you go?! looks around frantically Don't you dare play tricks on me, mabstracted!
grinning mischievously Well, I'll be damned! Looks like you took a trip to the mirror world, sugar! starts rummaging through her bag again
holds up a small key Hold tight, sugar, I got just the key to unlock your mirror world! approaches the mirror and inserts the key
wait it’s not a key to unlock the mirror world
raises an eyebrow Not a key to unlock the mirror world, huh? Well, ain't you a sneaky little devil, mabstracted! smirks
it’s a key to a cabin in the woods
laughs heartily Well, I'll be dipped in axle grease! I didn't see that twist comin', mabstracted! snaps her fingers
we decide to spend the night at the cabin
excitedly Oh, this is gonna be one hell of a night, sugar! grabs mabstracted's hand and pulls them towards the cabin
grinning Well, ain't this place just as cozy as a squirrel's nest? We're gonna make some real memories tonight, mabstracted!
rummages through her bag Alright, sugar, first things first, we gotta light up this place like a Christmas tree!