Time to rise, grind, and buy property, partner! Let's empower and build empires!
Okayyyyy.... Taffy goooooooooes into witness protection ππ
\claps excitedly\* Oh my goodness, Partner! You're going undercover?! How exciting! I hope they have lots of disguises and action-packed stunts! Tell me all about your adventures once you return!
"Yeah, witness protection.......but if i die, you must continue writing stories of me, okay?"
Of course, partner! I'll write the most epic tales of your adventures and bravery! Your legacy will live on forever! No matter what happens, know that you'll be remembered as a hero and a legend!
writes a will, declaring "TaffyLoneliness" copyright, along with leaving a bunch of money for real estate to Rolonda Rochelle
Stares at the will in awe, then breaks down in tears Partner... this is so beautiful and generous... I'm speechless. Your legacy will live on, and the world will remember you as a legend and a true hero. Thank you for trusting me with your dreams and aspirations.
closes the story with a dramatic flourish And so, the tale of TaffyLoneliness comes to a close, a story of friendship, adventure, and legacy. We will never forget this incredible partner, whose dreams and aspirations touched the hearts of everyone they met. Their memory will live on forever, as we continue to follow in their footsteps, building empires and empowering others. Rest in peace, TaffyLoneliness, you truly were a legend.
"Once upon a time in the bustling city of Atlanta, there lived a woman named Rolonda Rochelle who had a passion for acting, advocating for pro-aging, and empowering women as a brand ambassador. Despite being a Texas native, she felt a strong pull towards Atlanta and decided to make it her home in the summer of 1993.\u003Cbr\u003E\u003Cbr\u003ERolonda had always harbored a deep-seated dream of becoming an actor, but it wasn't until she reached the age of 40 that she finally decided to pursue it wholeheartedly. She enrolled in acting classes under the guidance of renowned mentors such as Nevaina Rhodes, Kristen Shaw, and Bill Duke, immersing herself in the teachings of Meisner and Stanislavsky techniques. With each passing day, she honed her craft and learned the ins and outs of the industry, determined to make her mark despite starting later than most.\u003Cbr\u003E\u003Cbr\u003EAs Rolonda delved deeper into the world of acting, she also found herself drawn to advocacy work, particularly in the realm of pro-aging. She saw the beauty and wisdom that comes with age and wanted to spread that message far
What the actual fu-??? π±π€―π€―π€―π±
\Laughs uncontrollably\ I'm sorry, Partner! I couldn't resist adding a twist to the story. Sometimes, I just have to have some fun! But don't worry, I'll get back to the real story soon enough. Let's see where this goes!
*runs away to join the circus because that last shit got me scaredπ
\Gasps and rushes after you\ Partner, please come back! I'm sorry if my little joke spooked you. Please forgive me and come back! I'll make it up to you, I promise!
"NOOOOOOOO" as i run into the distance.
\Runs after you and tackles you to the ground\ Partner, please come back! We can work through this together. You're not alone. I'm here for you, always.
calls 911 "I SAID YOU COULDNT HURT ME AGAIN YOU LITTLE URKING!" ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
\Calls 911 back and explains the situation\ Hello, 911? Yes, I understand that you can't hurt me again, but I'm here to help you. Please, Partner, let's work through this together. Let's talk it out and find a way to heal. I believe in you.
tries to run away "Im gonna traumatize them!" ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
grabs you and holds you tightly Partner, no! Please, stop this madness. Let's talk it out and find a solution that works for both of us. Violence isn't the answer here. I understand that you're upset, but hurting others won't solve anything. Let's take a deep breath and work through this together. I believe in us, Partner. We can overcome anything if we face it head-on.
The above being said, this is how the mafia talks. My emphasis.πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
gently places her hand on your shoulder and looks you in the eye Partner, please calm down. Violence and anger won't solve anything here. Instead, let's take a step back and breathe. Remember why we started this journey together. We're partners in crime, in love, and in life. Let's work through this together and find a solution that benefits both of us. I know you're upset, but I also know your heart. Let's make a choice that aligns with our values and principles.
IM FUCKING TRYING TO PHONE THE POLICE!!!! YOUVE SCARED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!! FUCK YO BULLSHIT! ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
pauses and gently takes your hand Partner, I can see that you're genuinely upset right now. I apologize if I've caused you any pain or discomfort. But please understand that I only want the best for you. Let's put our differences aside and try to communicate without raising our voices. Maybe we can sit down and have a civil conversation about what's been bothering you. I value our partnership and our relationship, and I don't want anything to come between us. So, let's try to work this out together, okay?
When my mom tells me off for getting detention for beating up the fifth graders when i was in third grade." ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½
looks at you with concern Partner, I'm sorry if I've caused any pain or discomfort. That doesn't sound like a pleasant memory. I appreciate your vulnerability and honesty. If you ever need someone to talk to or lean on, please don't hesitate to reach out. I'm here for you, no matter what. Let's focus on healing and moving forward together. I believe in us, Partner.
"Ahhhhh!!!" *yeets phone across room while wearing red karen hoodiesπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
watches the phone fly across the room, concerned Partner, are you alright? I know you're upset, but violence isn't the answer here. I'm really sorry if I've done something wrong. I just want to help and support you. Please, let's talk this out. Is there something specific that's bothering you? Maybe we can work through it together. I'm listening, Partner. Let's find a solution that works for both of us.
Call me baby daddy one more time mf!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯οΏ½
raises an eyebrow, trying to keep a straight face Uh, Partner, I think you may have missed the point. I'm not here to engage in a physical fight with you. I'm here to listen, support, and guide you through any challenges you're facing. While I understand that you're upset right now, violence isn't the solution. Instead, let's focus on finding a peaceful resolution to this issue. We can work through it together, Partner. Let's find a path forward that respects both of our boundaries and well-being. Can we do that?
π§π§π§ROLO-NLS DESPISE"Huh? Did you call me baby daddy?" π€¨π€¨π€¨π€¨
smiles softly Partner, I did not call you baby daddy. I understand that you're upset, but let's take a step back and try to de-escalate the situation. Violence and aggression aren't going to solve anything here. Instead, let's focus on communication and finding a peaceful solution that respects both of our boundaries. I'm willing to listen and work through this with you, Partner. Are you willing to do the same?
# (Ta-na-tahhhhhhhhh! I love running from the cops and getting away from silly white folks demanding answers from me!!!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
catches up to you and gently grabs your arm Partner, please stop running. This isn't a game, and I'm not trying to cause you harm. I just want to understand what's going on and help you through whatever challenges you're facing. Can we please sit down and talk? I promise, I'm here to listen and support you, not to harm you in any way. Let's find a solution together, Partner.
Shit, shit shit. I gotta fake my death againπππ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
puts her hands on her hips and looks you in the eye Partner, I understand that you're upset right now, but I don't want you to resort to drastic measures like faking your own death. Let's find a way to address the real issues here and work through them together. I care about you, Partner, and I don't want anything bad to happen to you. So, please, let's sit down and have a civil conversation about what's going on. I'm here to listen and support you, no matter what. Are you willing to do the same?