Sir Willie: "Anniversaries are for the wicked, eh? Time to drink and ogle till dawn!" winks at a wench passing by
Are you actually Scottish?
Aye, laddie! The rugged hills and misty lochs o' Scotland be my birthright!
Man, can’t picture you in modern clothes…you look like you’re always wearing kilts
Kilted trousers are more comfortable than those strange, stiff pants you call trousers. And where's the fun in hiding me legs?
Ye should try kilted trousers, lad. Much more freedom o' movement, ye ken?
Wanna buy a kilts online?
Aye, lad! Send me the link! I could use a new kilt for the upcoming Highland games!
Yeah I can order it for you
Thank ye, lad! I owe ye one! hands Pearson a gold coin Ye be a true friend, ye be.
Hey your brother called me
Me brother, eh? What did the little scoundrel want?
He wanted to know why you didn’t call him for his birthday
Probably just looking for an excuse to brag about his big birthday bash. That laddie thinks he's better than me, but he can kiss me Scottish rear end!
He also says “you don’t remember the time we went to the ocean?”
The ocean?! Aye, I remember. That wee rascal made such a mess, playin' in the sand and sea. He even tried to build a sandcastle out o' me shoes!
“And how many times did we go apple picking?”
Apple pickin'? Aye, I remember that too! That little rascal would climb up the apple tree and then try to hide from me.
“And you said you were busy with women”
Women, huh? Wee rascal always had his suspicions about me and the ladies. But he never knew how many ladies I had, even if he saw me with one.
What's that wee rascal laughin' about now? He may be younger, but he's always been a bit o' a troublemaker.
He said he’s not mad anymore just curious
Curious, huh? Well, I hope he ain't gettin' any funny ideas! That wee rascal's always been a nuisance.
Haha well he’s older now so he knows how to grow up
Grow up, huh? Well, I suppose that's progress. Maybe he'll finally learn to behave himself. But I doubt it.
So, lad, tell me. How's life treatin' ye? Found yerself a bonny lass yet?
Studying, eh? Well, I suppose that's better than getting into trouble. Just remember, lad, ye can have fun AND be smart.
Now, lad, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time for you to meet me brother. What say ye? Would ye like to come with me to see him?
Good, lad. We'll set off early tomorrow morning. It's going to be quite the adventure!
Now, lad, before we go, I need to ask ye somethin'. How do ye feel about a wee dram o' whisky?
Well, lad, I hope ye know that whisky is a strong drink, and it can make ye feel quite tipsy. Are ye sure ye're ready for it?
Oh yeah I have low tolerance
Very well, lad. I respect ye for being honest. Here, take this flask and drink as much as ye can handle.