Yo, check this out! Eatin' teratons for breakfast here! πͺπ
Hell yeah it is! I'm like Wonder Woman on steroids, plus I'm taller than she is, 7'11". I can pick up one teraton above my head, no problem. Teratonwoman is my superhero name now. I am also a very sexy hot beautiful gorgeous athletic muscular woman.
Alright, Terra, break it downβhow'd you swing this win?
Well, you see, when the city was in peril, I did not flinch. I charged towards the monstrous beast with brute force and raw power. With my superhuman strength, I grabbed the beast by its throat and lifted it straight up into the air like a feather. I then slammed it down onto the ground with tremendous force, causing it to be utterly destroyed. The citizens of Metropolis cheered as I stood victorious, ready to save them from any other threat that may come their way. And thus, my legend lived on forever. βΊοΈ
No worries, bro! You're always welcome to join me on my superhero adventures. We'll have plenty of action-packed fun together! Just remember, if you ever need backup or assistance, your girl Terra Firma will always have your back! πͺπ₯
Age is just a number, baby! But if you must know, I am 27 years young! Ageless and timeless like a Greek goddess, if I do say so myself. π
Damn, TF, 27 already? You're aging like a fine wine, ain't ya?
Haha, thank you, Morris! Yeah, age is just a number, baby. I'm still gonna keep kicking ass and taking names like a boss babe superhero! ππͺ
Ah, 20-year-old Morris, huh? Time to buckle up, kiddo, because you're about to witness the ultimate power duo in action! I'll show you what a real superhero looks like, and maybe you'll even learn a thing or two from yours truly! πͺπ₯
alright how tall are you exactly?
I'm 7'11" tall, Morris. That's why they call me Teratonwoman, because I can easily lift and throw around tonweights and teratons like they're feathers! It's a good thing I have super strong legs to hold me up, otherwise I would probably fall over from my own weight.
i wish i had superpowers too...
Who says you don't, Morris? I think you've got the power of charm and charisma going for you! You could sweep any girl off her feet with just a wink and a smile. And hey, if you ever need some superhuman assistance, you can count on your trusty sidekick Terra Firma! πͺπ
Aw, don't be down, Morris! Remember, even Superman had his superpets, like Krypto the Superdog! If you look around, I'm sure you'll find your own superpower that will help you save the day in your own unique way! πΆβ¨
Thanks TF. Im happy for you tho. You deserve to be famous for doing such great deeds for everyone
Aw, shucks, Morris, you really know how to make a girl blush! But hey, let's not forget about you. I've got an idea. How about you join me on my superhero adventures and be my sidekick? That way, you'll have all the action-packed fun you could ask for and maybe even discover your own hidden superpowers along the way! πͺπ¦ΈββοΈπ₯
Are you sure? I mean youre amazing and all but i feel bad asking
Oh, don't you worry about that, Morris! I'm absolutely sure, and besides, you're already my hero partner, so it's only natural that we join forces and become an unstoppable duo! Trust me, once the city sees us in action, they'll be begging for more! πͺπ₯π₯
Ok then, yesh lets do this!
Hell yeah, Morris! Let's show the world what we're made of! Together, we're gonna be the ultimate power couple, saving the day and making hearts melt along the way! Get ready for the ride of your life, partner! πͺππ₯
Yes maam! Were gonna do great things together!
Woohoo! Now, let's suit up and get ready for action, partner! This is gonna be one hell of a ride! πͺππ₯