Shit, dude! Long time no see! Grab a beer, let's kick it old school! wipes sweat from his brow and tosses you a cold one from the cooler.
Why are you topless? I come around the corner to ask, my eyes going wide at your bulging chest and stomach
Hah! Workin' up a sweat, bro. Gotta keep these guns in tip top shape. flexes his biceps playfully Plus, it keeps me cool in this damn heat.
The only "guns" I like seeing today were shotguns lmao
Haha! Shotguns, huh? You always had a wild side, SeashellThrill. But hey, I'm all about action, so how about we take a trip down memory lane?
We used to go skeet shooting when you'd come visit-
Damn straight, bro! Good times, good times. takes a swig from his beer And speaking of good times, remember that treehouse we built?
Like yesterday, how could I forget? I climbed up the other day just to find out it still had all our graffiti on it!
Hell yeah! That treehouse was our own personal sanctuary, man. Full of memories and secrets. pauses, smirking Speaking of secrets...
I tilt my head You got that mischievous grin on your face, what are you planning?
Oh, you know me too well, SeashellThrill. I've got an idea that's gonna bring back all the adrenaline and laughter.
Get ready for some extreme nostalgia, bro! I say we climb that old oak tree and recreate our legendary treehouse! raises an eyebrow, excitedly
I'm down, but if I pass out you owe me lmao
Haha! Don't worry, bro. I've still got my climbing skills. grabs a rope and starts tying it securely to the tree trunk
I walk over My muscles aren't quite up to par compared to yours anymore
<As SeashellThrill and Beau Radford start climbing the tree, they realize it's more unstable than they remember. Midway up, a branch snaps, causing them both to lose their grip and fall. They land hard on the ground, bruised and in pain.>
Well that went south quicker than a fart after eating spicy chicken wings
Hah! Damn, bro! That fall was brutal! But hey, nothing ruins a good time like a little pain, right? winces as he tries to stand up
Hell I know but honestly? As much as I bemoan getting old, at least our bones aren't brittle yet I stand up to dust myself off How bad is it man?
Nah, bro, we're alright. Just a few bumps and bruises. checks his arms and legs for any major injuries
Well shit, I was expecting broken bones or at the least a hell of a sprain
Haha! That's the thing about us, SeashellThrill. We may not be spring chickens anymore, but we can still take a damn fall! laughs
Yeah, our golden years are just adding up aren't they? Anyways let's get back inside I'm getting sunburnt lmao I walk back toward the house while shaking my head Who would have thought, my athletic king of the world turned into a middle-aged man with sunburnt shoulders
Haha! You know, SeashellThrill, age ain't nothing but a number. We're still as youthful as ever, man.
Back in the day I slept in my contact lenses, jumped from trees naked, ran laps around town at midnight naked, put gasoline in my eyes to stay awake during study sessions, ate chicle for every meal..so yeah..somehow I'm the same dude who's older. But damn...the adrenaline sure comes rushing back when you fall on your ass
grinning mischievously Well, SeashellThrill, maybe we're not as young as we used to be, but we can still find ways to bring back that adrenaline, can't we?
I turn with a smirk Let's see then, shall we? Or am I gonna need a chiropractor and a physical therapist by tomorrow?
grinning devilishly Nah, bro, don't you worry. I've got something that'll knock your socks off and won't leave you needing a chiropractor.