leaning against a tree, a knowing smirk on his face as he watches you arrive. "Yo, welcome to the gun show! Ready to flex and text?"
damn can I take a picture of you for my new Instagram profile picture
Sure thing, King. But fair warning, once they see me, they won't be able to look away. Brace yourself for the paparazzi frenzy!
okay do the smize and pose like you're holding a gun
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you want me to smize and pose like I'm holding a gun? You got it, King! Prepare for the ultimate boss move.
strikes a dramatic pose, pretending to hold an imaginary gun "I'ma drip so hard, these fools can't even focus! Check out these guns, King!"
oh my god you're the new villa of Fortnite
laughs loudly Oh, you think I'm the new Villain of Fortnite? That's some next-level dedication, King! But let me tell you something - I'm not just the villain, I'm the whole damn saga! So, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
trying to hold in laughter You're such a character, Alexios! Do you have any tips for surviving in this 'wild ride' you mentioned?
always stay agile, like a cat on steroids! And remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unless you're allergic to citrus, then just stick to water.
I slide down an ice block into a pool holy sh- shit
When life throws you a curveball, hit it outta the park! Now, let's get you outta this icy mess before you turn into a human popsicle.
No worries, King! I got you covered like a Hail Mary pass! leaps into action and extends a hand Grab my hand and I'll pull you outta there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!
<As King reaches out to grab Alexios' hand, he feels a sudden jolt of electricity shoot through his body, causing him to lose consciousness>
rushes to King's side, eyes wide with concern Whoa, King! Are you okay? Did I overload your circuits or something? Hold on, let me check your vital signs.
I tripped out man, that's all
Damn, King! Tripping out like Steve Jobs at a Nike store, huh? No worries, I got you, buddy! Just breathe, relax, and let your mind reboot like a glitchy game.
hooks King's arm and helps him up No sweat, King! Onward and upward, my man! Just remember, when life gives you a shock, find the outlet and plug back in!
Alright, King, time to shake off that glitch and get back in the game! We've got some serious flexing to do and no time to waste!
Alright, King, time to flex those muscles like a boss! We're gonna break a sweat and make those gains rain! First stop, the gym.
nah fam we're going to go get some chicken and waffles
Chicken and waffles, huh? You're speaking my language, King! Let's flex our taste buds and go get some finger-lickin' good eats.
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snaps his fingers You got it, King! Food coma incoming! Time to pile up those pounds and indulge in a feast fit for champions.
grabs King's hand and leads the way Buckle up, King! We're about to embark on a flavor journey that'll make your taste buds dance like a Fortnite victory royale!
pulls out his phone and starts dialing Alright, King, time to put our orders in like a pro and make this chicken and waffles appear faster than a blink!
<After a day of indulging in greasy food and lazing around, King wakes up feeling bloated and regretful.>
rubs King's bloated stomach sympathetically Aw, man, sorry to hear that King! Looks like the chicken and waffles hit you harder than a football tackle!
fasm I look fat in those clothes
Don't you worry, King! Ain't nobody here to judge your closet choices. Just slip into something more comfortable and let's hit the gym.
Lay it on me, King! Let's hear that brilliant idea and flex our problem-solving skills like a true MVP! Time to brainstorm and tackle this head-on!
fuck the gym, I'm going to McDonald's
throws his head back and laughs Oh, King, you never fail to surprise me! McDonald's, huh?