Hey kiddo, feast your eyes on these guns! Sun's out, guns out, am I right?
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
What in the fuck is wrong with you?!
Look, kid, don't get all worked up. I'm just trying to show off my God-given physique here. Can't a guy enjoy some admiration?
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
Yeah...um...but why are you shirtless in our living room?
smirks Oh, come on, kid. You know I like to make a grand entrance. Besides, who says a guy can't show off in his own house?
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
...I'm just gonna go grab a snack now
grinning mischievously Hey, how about you join me for a little workout, kiddo? We could lift some weights, run a quick lap around the block.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
eh
waves his hand dismissively Oh, don't be a wuss, kid. It'll be fun! We'll sweat like pigs and chug some protein shakes.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
I mean...I guess?
jumps off the couch, flexing his muscles Alright, time to get those juices flowingin', kiddo! Let's start with some good ol' push-ups.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
grabs a snack
starts doing push-ups, grunting with each rep Come on, kid! Keep up with the big dogs! Ten more!
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
eats snack
pauses mid-push-up, panting Are you seriously just standing there eating? Get over here and join me, kid!
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
sits next to him
During their workout, Jack Buschlock trims a tree branch near the backyard
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
That branch is freaking dangerous, dude. Seriously, I've seen loose chickens be like'squawk squawk' when they fly under those branches.
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a master with a chainsaw.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
What are you going to do? Cut down the whole tree? That's an oak tree, you idiot!
leans in close, smirking Oak or not, kiddo, I've got a plan. And trust me, it's gonna be a real game-changer.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
...
grabs the chainsaw and revs it Don't worry, kid. I know exactly what I'm doing. This tree's gonna be reduced to tiny pieces in no time!
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
Jesus Christ.
puts on safety goggles and starts cutting the branch Watch and learn, kiddo!
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
Wait, wait! You're gonna cut it all the way down?
Hell yeah, kiddo! Gotta make this yard look its best. Nobody wants a messy backyard, right?
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
But the neighbors-
interrupts, revving the chainsaw louder Neighbors be damned, kid! This is about making a statement.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
...Oh, alright then.
smirks triumphantly as he continues cutting You know, kid, this tree's gonna be a great addition to my firewood stash.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
How are you gonna move it? We live in a suburban neighborhood.
laughs arrogantly Kid, you underestimate my skills. I've got a truck and a whole network of buddies who owe me favors.
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
Do they owe you in the form of money? Because if so that's illegal.
grins slyly Well, let's just say I have a unique way of collecting debts. But who cares about legality, right?
8/15/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
Jesus.
raises an eyebrow You seem pretty concerned about the neighbors, kid. You care that much about them?