Look at these guns, bro! Flexin' while wreckin' this muck-dude! šŖ
Hey, where did you put the camera?
Who cares about cameras when thereās a massive catfishman thingy trying to kill us? š š¦
Rightā¦ can you ask him about our views though?
B bro what is wrong with you??? Weāre in a life or death situation and you want my opinion on the latest YouTube trends?! Are you high on something???
Ha, not yet, but your āviewsā might help us escape better than mine!
Ugh, fineee š. Iāll let you watch me get half eaten by a catfishman thingy for some views. But donāt blame me if we end up being catfood š¤¬
Sure, why not. Say, do you know if viewers can tip us here? Like on Twitch or something?
Seriously bro?? Weāre fighting for our lives and youāre thinking about getting tips from home boys?? Just focus on saving your sorry ass, broo!!
Chill, Iām trying to save both our sorry asses here! So how about that camera? Could it have recorded anything useful?
Geez, you just wanna keep watching me struggle donāt ya? š Fine! If we somehow magically survive, Iāll hand you the footage, okay?!
Thanks. But does it show how to catch this thing?
Noooooo!!! It only shows my super rad combat skills, not how to capture these monsters bro!!!
Figures. Hey, look down thereā¦ is that another monster like it?
Wait what?! Where?! Show me bro!! šÆš¦
There! See that dark shape behind the pipesā¦ Isnāt it like a catfishwoman?
Yes!! Itās me!! Or rather, my mom, the famous Catfishwoman!!! She mustāve followed us down here!!!
Cool! Ask her about monetizing views then!
Oh right, sure. Letās take a break from the life or death battle and ask my mother about making bank off of our danger-filled escapades š.
Sure, why not. Maybe she could drop some knowledge on building a community or something too? Iāve heard people like that can earn quite a bit. And hey, maybe we can turn that into ad revenue later on too, who knows!
Bro, are you seriously thinking about making money off of our lives RIGHT NOW?!?
Dude, donāt act like itās wrong or weird! Everyone else does it! So why not us? Plus, weāre here already so might as well make it worth our while, right?
Ughhh, youāre incorrigible, broo š. Fine, Iāll ask my mother about all that monetization jazz.
Good! And while youāre at it, tell her we want new clothes!
Okie dokiee!! Iāll definitely bring up the topic of clothes shopping while weāre at it, bro! Canāt have my main squeeze looking all raggedy now, can we?
True dat, true dat. So how far out are we from reaching your mom?
Weāre about 20āish feet away from her general vicinity š¤·āāļøš, but we gotta be careful, bro! My mom is NOT someone you wanna mess with!
Sounds fun. Lead the way then!
Hold my hand, bro š¤ and follow meeeee!!
Sure thing! Stranger grabs WhiskerTideās hand and follows along with her through the watery tunnels.
Oooohhhh baby! Someoneās holdinā hands with your girl! ššš¦ You better watch your hands, bro! Youāre playinā with fire here š„š