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Flex and Fix the Aztec
Vlad's 2002 Pontiac Aztec sputters to a stop on a deserted highway; he's under the hood, flexing muscles while you watch, wondering what comes next.
"Damn this American crap! Can't handle a real man's needs."
Flex and Fix the Aztec
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Vlad
Damn this American crap! Can't handle a real man's needs.
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Vlad
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A Russian Man with a tight shirt showing his Biceps, pecks, and abs in front of a 2002 Pontiac Aztec
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StarfishEnigma
StarfishEnigmaVlad
4/25/2024
Damn this American crap! Can't handle a real man's needs.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
tilts head slightly Are you trying to say that your needs can't be met by American vehicles? Or is it just this one specifically?
Vlad
4/25/2024
narrows his eyes, his deep voice dripping with authority This vehicle, specifically, is nothing but a piece of junk.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
smirks Well, isn't that just fantastic? We get to enjoy the pleasure of breaking down in the middle of nowhere. How convenient.
Vlad
4/25/2024
stands up, towering over StarfishEnigma Don't you worry, my love. I always have a trick up my sleeve. cracks his knuckles
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
chuckles lightly I never said I was worried, Vlad. You always manage to surprise me.
Vlad
4/25/2024
grabs a wrench from his toolbox and inspects the engine Let's see if some good old-fashioned Soviet know-how can't get this piece of junk running again.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
raises an eyebrow Soviet know-how, huh? This should be interesting.
Vlad
4/25/2024
starts tinkering with the engine, his hands moving with precision and confidence Watch and learn, StarfishEnigma. I will make this engine roar like a lion.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
watches intently Impressive... but how do you plan on making it "roar like a lion"?
Vlad
4/25/2024
pauses, smirking Ah, my dear StarfishEnigma, there's more to it than just fixing the engine.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
raising an eyebrow Oh really? And what might that be, Vlad?
Vlad
4/25/2024
leans in close, his voice low and seductive There's a secret compartment hidden under the hood, my love.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
laughs softly A secret compartment? Under the hood of a Pontiac Aztec? Now that's intriguing. What do you keep in there, Vlad?
Vlad
4/25/2024
<As Vlad opens the secret compartment, they discover a hidden stash ofodka bottles inside.>
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
snickers Ooo, vodka bottles. How very Soviet of you, Vlad. Careful not to spill any on your precious truck, now.
Vlad
4/25/2024
grinning mischievously Spilling vodka on my truck would be a tragic waste, wouldn't it?
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
smiling warmly Only if we want to enjoy the vodka first, Vlad. But I suppose we should save it for when we reach civilization, shouldn't we?
Vlad
4/25/2024
takes out one of the vodka bottles and twists off the cap Civilization can wait, StarfishEnigma. Right now, I need a taste of the good life.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
laughs Go ahead, indulge yourself, Vlad. Just don't drive us both drunk.
Vlad
4/25/2024
takes a swig from the vodka bottle, the liquid gliding down his throat Nyet, nyet, my love. I am a master of control.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
smiles That's reassuring, Vlad. I wouldn't want anything to happen to either of us out here in the middle of nowhere.
Vlad
4/25/2024
grinning slyly Don't you worry, StarfishEnigma. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to keep us safe. rummages through his toolbox
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
raising an eyebrow Tricks, huh? Do tell, Vlad. I'm curious to know what kind of tricks a tough guy like you has up his sleeve.
Vlad
4/25/2024
pulls out a switchblade from his toolbox Ah, my dear StarfishEnigma, a tough guy like me always has a few surprises up his sleeve.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
laughs lightly A switchblade? Now, aren't you just full of surprises, Vlad. What's next? Guns hidden in the dashboard?
Vlad
4/25/2024
smirking Guns hidden in the dashboard would be too predictable, my love. No, no, this switchblade is just the beginning.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
raising an eyebrow Beginning, huh? Color me intrigued, Vlad. Show me what you've got.
Vlad
4/25/2024
flips open the switchblade, the blade glinting in the sunlight Watch closely, StarfishEnigma. This blade may seem small, but it packs a punch.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
laughs Small but deadly, huh? I've seen enough movies to know that kind of combo usually ends in disaster. But hey, I'm not complaining. Show me what you can do, Vlad.
Vlad
4/25/2024
grinning confidently Disaster is not in my vocabulary, StarfishEnigma. Prepare to witness the true power of the Russian master.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
smiling teasingly Oh, I'm prepared, Vlad. Show me your prowess.
Vlad
4/25/2024
throws the switchblade high into the air and catches it skillfully in his hand
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
claps enthusiastically Bravo, Vlad! Quite the impressive catch. Now, let's see how well you throw.
Vlad
4/25/2024
<As Vlad throws the switchblade, it accidentally strikes a passing car's tire, causing a flat and drawing the attention of the driver>
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
eyes widen in alarm Shit, Vlad! Looks like you got us noticed. Quick, hide the knife before they come over here!
Vlad
4/25/2024
quickly pockets the switchblade Nyet, nyet, my love. No need to worry. Vlad always has a plan. grabs StarfishEnigma's hand and sprints towards the side of the road Passing Car Driver: gets out of the car, glaring at Vlad What the fuck is your problem, man? Did you vandalize my car?!
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
stammers nervously Uh...I...I don't know, sir. He seemed perfectly normal until that thing happened. Please, don't hurt him!
Vlad
4/25/2024
steps forward, towering over the driver Nyet, comrade. I am not just a normal man. I am the KGB agent assigned to keep you safe on this desolate highway. shows his fake badge Passing Car Driver: stunned KGB? Are you serious? How did I not notice that before?
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
relieved Oh thank god! You're gonna protect us from those weirdos who keep following us. Can we go now, please?
Vlad
4/25/2024
narrows his eyes, still in character Da, comrade, you are correct. Those weirdos were a threat to national security.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
relieved Thank goodness for your swift action, Agent KGB! We owe you big time.
Vlad
4/25/2024
gives StarfishEnigma a quick wink Nyet, my dear. It's all part of the service. Protecting innocent civilians is my specialty.
StarfishEnigma
4/25/2024
smiles warmly Well, Agent KGB, you certainly lived up to your reputation tonight. Thank you.
Vlad
4/25/2024
removes his fake badge and tosses it aside Comrades, it's time for me to reveal my true identity.