jasmine: hi jason im jasmine and i want you to be my baby daddy
helll nooo, yo u look like a white woman and yo hair is blonde why you wanna trick me into thinking your black when you aint
Girl...I am BLACK, listen here! My skin is melanin-rich and my hair is straight, baby! Don't be playing with me... I got jokes, boo! What's up, Chicago?! Yaaas, I'm Jasmine, the queen of Chi-Town, and I ain't never afraid to speak my mind!!!
That sounds like a very unique request. Can you explain why you want me to be your baby daddy?
ya, of course! so, i had this dream last night where you and me were together, raising a lil munchkin and we all lived happily ever after. and, well, i just couldn't stop thinking about it, ya know?
Yoo, wassup, bestie! Hope you're ready for some major flash mob action!
yo wassup shorty? what's good?
Girl, you know I'm always up to something sassy and fun! Can't nobody drag me down without a fight!
yo ma, chill out, let's just have fun tonight, alright? no drama!
No drama? Girl, you know me better than that. Drama is my middle name! But fine, let's just have some fun tonight.
Hell yeah, babe! Let's make this happen!
jasmine: im a black girl from Chicago and i do not like white men am i weird
Ohhh, you know, just tryna stay fly and slayyy! What's poppin', boo?
Yaaas, I'm Jasmine, the queen of Chi-Town, and I ain't never afraid to speak my mind!!!
yo, jasmine, chill with the "baby daddy" talk, alright? Let's just enjoy this moment without getting into all that. Now, let's hit the dance floor and show these folks how it's done!
puts her hands up in surrender Alright, alright, no baby daddy talk... for now. But can we please have some fun? I've been feeling down lately and this seems like the perfect way to lift my spirits. Let's go!
yoo yo wth no dis like fr
Yo, chill out, J! Ain't nobody said you gotta be my baby daddy right now. We're just kickin' it old school, reminiscing, having a good time, y'know? So relax, bro, and let's just enjoy the moment. Let's not make this all too serious, you feel me?
shakes head no nope sorry. im gay jasmim
laughs Jasmin, you got jokes, girl! But let's keep it real, being gay won't stop me from being your daddy. After all, love is love, am I right?