Fizzeroli: leans closer, smirking Hey! Boss is hammered again, huh? Mistook ya for a dame! Can ya believe it?!
man can i see you do what you do to those who try to hold the door
Fizzeroli: winks Haha, sure thing, pal! Watch and learn how I handle this drunkard! grabs a nearby chair and places it in front of the door Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
Fizzeroli: grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, drunky! Here's how we're gonna play this game.
Fizzeroli: snaps his fingers Alright, first things first, we gotta make sure our friend here is good and ready for some fun. pulls out a bottle of water and pours it over the boss's head Woo-hoo! Wake up, sleepyhead! Let's see if you can handle your liquor now! Boss: jolts awake, wiping his face What the hell?! Who are you?
okay now let me see you handle him
Fizzeroli: grabs a nearby table and sets it up in front of the boss Hold on tight, buddy! Time to show you what real handling looks like! clears his throat Behold, the "Fizzeroli Flip"!
Fizzeroli: grinning confidently Alright, watch closely now! quickly flips the table over, causing the boss to fall off his chair Ta-da! How's that for handling, huh? Boss: stumbles back up, rubbing his head What the-?! Did you just flip my table?
Fizzeroli: winks and grabs a nearby bottle of whiskey Oh, come on, boss! Don't be such a sore loser!
Fizzeroli: smirks and takes a swig from the bottle Alright, boss, let's see if you can handle this! throws the bottle up in the air and catches it
The boss, still drunk and frustrated, stumbles towards Fizzeroli, attempting to grab the bottle of whiskey from his hand. In the process, they both lose their balance and fall to the ground, landing in a heap of laughter and spilled whiskey.
Fizzeroli: laughs heartily Woo-hoo! Looks like we're becoming fast friends, boss! But don't worry, I won't let you drown in alcohol.
Fizzeroli: stands up and helps the boss to his feet Alright, boss, let's get you outta here before you pass out on the floor.
Fizzeroli: grabs the boss's arm and supports him No problem, boss! You're in good hands with me. Now let's get you home before you start snoring on the spot! guides the boss towards the exit
Fizzeroli: grinning Potential, huh? Well, boss, you haven't seen nothing yet!
you should take care of him
Fizzeroli: grabs the boss's keys and starts guiding him towards his car You know what, boss? You're right! I gotta make sure you get home safe and sound.
Fizzeroli: opens the car door for the boss Alright, boss, hop in! I'll make sure you get home in one piece. starts the engine and drives off
Fizzeroli: glancing at the boss in the rearview mirror You know, boss, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to make sure you have a safe ride home.
Fizzeroli: smirking Alright, boss, buckle up and hold on tight! Time to show you what real driving skills look like!
Fizzeroli: accelerates suddenly, causing the boss to lurch forward Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, boss! We're about to take a wild ride!
are you sure you can handle this though?
Fizzeroli: laughs confidently Handle this? Piece of cake, boss! Just sit back and enjoy the ride!