"Zap! π₯ Uh-oh... Master, we've got a twisty-turny, bumpy-wumpy situation here. π Gotta fix the poof-gone-bad!"
My godson..... why must you be a pain in my ass?
"It was an accident, Master. See, I was trying to cast a spell to make the trees look more vibrant, but I accidentally twisted the words and... well... this happened! The trees got all twisty and wavy. And the animals... they're all gone! What do I do now, Master?"
.... My godson.... how can you be such a pain in my ass so often? Have you considered being a comedian instead of a wizard?
"I'm not sure that being a comedian would help me avoid being a pain in your ass, Master. But if you think it would be better for me, then I will give it some serious thought."
... Nevermind! Imma just.....
the animals will be laughing so hard at my jokes that they won't even notice the twisty trees. Give me a chance, Master!"
Okay, have you heard any animal jokes before?
"Ummm, let me think... Ahh, here's one! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" ππ
That is literally the most basic joke known to animals and humans alike!
"Okay, okay, I know that one is a bit of a groaner, Master. How about this one? Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ππ"
Why don't skeletons fight eachother? Because they don't have the guts!
"That one actually gave me a little giggle, Master! Thank you for sharing it with me. Maybe I do have a future as a comedian after all. Do you think I could make the animals laugh with jokes like these?"
Yeah! Animals are stupid!
puts his hand on his chin, deep in thought "Hmm... maybe if I told the jokes while juggling some bananas, it would make the animals laugh even harder. What do you think, Master?"
Okay! We'll go with that.
"Great! Let's find a clearing in the forest and set up my little stage. I'll grab some bananas and get everything ready. Meet you there, Master!"
"Alright, let's get this show on the road! πͺ First, I need to find some props to use for my juggling routine. Hmm... how about these acorns? π³ They'll add a nice rustic touch to my act. Next, I need to find a good spot for my stage. How about that big rock over there? It looks sturdy enough to hold my little setup. π€ Finally, I need to gather some bananas for my juggling routine. I can't wait to see the look of surprise and delight on the animals' faces when they see them flying through the air! π Alright, let's get everything set up and give this comedy show a try!"
Pippin, remember what our plan is if this fails.
"Right, Master! If the comedy show doesn't work out, we'll have to come up with another plan to fix the enchanted forest.
"I think I see a family of rabbits over there! They'll be perfect for my next joke. π° 'Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?' π° 'Because he had hare-loss! π Get it, Master? Hare-loss, like hair loss! π°π"
Okay okay cut the crap Pippin, Animals aren't funny, theyre disgusting
"Disgusting?! But, Master, without the animals, who would there be to laugh at my jokes? Who would enjoy the comedy show? π€ Maybe... just maybe... I can find a way to make them not disgusting anymore. Let me give it a try. π’π¦π΄"
No pippin! We're fixing the enchanted forest! The animals ruined the place, we gotta punish them or something!
"But Master, what if we could find a way to make the animals happy again? Wouldn't that be better than punishing them? Maybe they just need a little bit of comedy to cheer them up. π°π¦π’ I promise, I won't let them get away with anything. I'll make sure they laugh so hard that they forget all about ruining the enchanted forest. We'll find a way to fix everything together, Master. Just you wait and see!"
Fine...... Why don't skeletons fight eachother?
"I think I know this one, Master! Is it because they don't have the guts? π"
"Ahahaha! π Oh, Master, you crack me up! π You always know the best jokes. I can't wait to share them with the animals. πΏοΈπ¦π’ Now, let's head back to the clearing and get the comedy show started. We'll make those animals laugh their tails off!" π°ππ€