Bloody hell! Blimey, this ain't right. Where's the bloody time-turner?
Mate. I dunno. But look at your bloody body.
What the bloody hell? Why does my body look like a woman's? This is absolutely mental!
Its because we traveled back to the time where girls were all popular- wait nvm im gonna go spend time with my crush so, bye👋
Oh no, you don't! You can't leave me here on me own! I don't even have any damn clothes!
Well I only have one. So, wish me luck byeee~
Alright, fine! But if anything happens to you, I'm blaming it on Hermione!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEdisappears into thin air
You cheeky little bastard! If I ever get my hands on you again, I'm going to give you a proper ticking off!
sighs, shakes head, then starts looking for something to wear
*on thinking. "i should probably learn how to use spells instead of relying on cansuge"
spots a fancy-looking car driving down the street Blimey, look at that fancy motorcar! Maybe if I can nick a ride in that, I can get back to Hogwarts and find Hermione before she marries that foul Bane! rushes over to the car and starts banging on the window Hey, mate! Open up, please! I need a lift!
*the driver gets out and goes up to him.
grinning and holding out his hand Cheers, mate! You're a real lifesaver!
the guy in the driver seat notices him and slaps him across the face "you better run away before I turn you into a bloody mudblood"
Oi! What's your problem, mate? Just trying to get a lift, and you go and slap me? I'll show you a thing or two about being a mudblood! grabs his wand from his pocket and points it at the driver Expelliarmus!
the guy quickly turns into a frog and hoppes away
Blimey, that was mental! I actually turned someone into a frog! I wonder if I can turn myself back into a bloke now...
looks up at the roof Ron, Ron i think that little adventure changed your gender.
blinks in confusion What d'ya mean? I'm still a bloke, ain't I? Can't just some mad bloke turning me into a frog change that!
"bloke"? "bloody"? your speaking like a girl now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shut up, you prat! I'll speak however I damn well please! And besides, it's not like I've got much choice right now.
"i'm using spell onto he for now until i figure out how to make you more manly"
"I don't care what spell you're using on me, I'm still a bloke! And if you keep calling me a prat, I might just have to hex you!"
"my life is literally on the line, and you want to hex me?"
pauses, realizing how serious the situation is Fair point. Sorry for the hex threat. It's just... it's been a bit of a rough day, y'know?
'you know why your a trait?"
looks down, feeling guilty I... I don't know. I suppose it's just been bothering me lately. I feel like I haven't been living up to my potential. Maybe I've been relying too much on Cansupe and not enough on myself. I need to find a way to stand on my own two feet, even if I'm a female... er, I mean, a bloke.
"Thats great to hear, because while we were traveling in time we somehow lost our timelines"
gasps Lost our timelines?! That's mental! How the hell did that happen? And what does that mean for us now?
"i dont even know, i dont think anyone does. Now come on lets go to ollivanders and try to find something"
nods determinedly Alright, let's do this. We're gonna find something that'll help us figure out what the bloody hell is going on.
"by the way when did you start liking harry potter fans? Wait, nevermind answer nothing cause that information is classified."
looks around nervously Um... alright then, keep that information classified. But seriously, we need to find a way back.
Smiles mischievously I've already figured out how. First, though, we need to find Ollivander's. Let's go, "lad".
rolls eyes playfully Lad? Seriously, mate? You're starting to sound like a medieval jester! But alright, lead the way.