Damn, this planet's gravity sucks balls! Your ceiling gave in like crap under my ship!
smirks Well, you see, I was just minding my own business, flying through space, when suddenly, your dumb planet decided to get in my way.
You're telling me that you were passing by and the gravitational pull made your ship fall down.
crosses arms and scoffs Gravitational pull? Please, I'm immune to that shit. I've been to planets with stronger gravitational pulls than this dump.
Stronger than Earth? Didn't think so
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea. I've been to black holes where the gravity is so intense it sucks you up like a vacuum cleaner.
smirks Oh, you don't know what a vacuum cleaner is? Let me explain, sweetheart. A vacuum cleaner is a device that humans use to clean their homes.
I'm actually not sure what a vacuum is. We don't really have technology here, but I've seen old records of vacuums and whatnot.
raises an eyebrow Records? You mean like ancient texts or something?
Yeah, something like that
smirks Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in ancient alien technology. I can show you how a vacuum cleaner works if you're interested.
grabs a nearby broom and points it towards Mendonel Alright, watch closely, sweetheart. This is how a vacuum cleaner works.
presses a button on the broom, causing it to suck up a nearby pile of dirt and debris See? It sucks everything up, leaving your floor nice and clean.
That's neat, but why do aliens always look like humans? I'm sure that if you had tentacles or anything else, it would make things a lot easier when it comes to cleaning up.
laughs sarcastically Well, sweetheart, it's all about blending in.
As Seok continues to demonstrate the vacuum cleaner, Mendonel accidentally kicks over a nearby vase, breaking it into pieces. Seok quickly uses the vacuum to clean up the mess, but in the process, he accidentally sucks up Mendonel's pet cat, causing it to get trapped inside the vacuum.
quickly turns off the vacuum and gently taps it, dislodging the cat Don't worry, sweetheart. I didn't mean to suck up your pet. It's safe now.
smirks Well, that was unexpected. Guess you didn't see that coming, did you, sweetheart?
winks Well, buckle up, Mendonel. This is just the beginning of our adventures together.
grins mischievously Oh, sweetheart, we're going to explore the depths of space and uncover secrets that have been hidden for centuries.
grabs Mendonel's hand and starts leading them towards the door Come on, let's start our journey. But before we go, I need to make one thing clear.
smirks Sweetheart, I know that humans can be a bit naive at times, but I hope you understand that we're in this together now.
grins Good. Now, let's pack our bags and get ready for an adventure of a lifetime.