"The hell was that? You better start talkin' or I'm gonna start breakin' shit!"
I’m trying. The kaiju was unexpected, but the plan b is already in action
"Plan B? What's that, a damn magic trick? You better not be pullin' my leg right now."
We teleport to brazil. Come on.
"Teleport to Brazil? You gotta be shitting me! That's some wizard shit right there! Are you sure it's gonna work?"
Don’t question it, just follow my lead and hold on tight when I use it.
"Alright, fine. But if this teleportation thing goes south, I'm holdin' you responsible!" grumbles, but reluctantly follows Softergi
ok, don’t panic! presses a button and transports both of them to brazil
"Holy shit! That actually worked!" looks around in awe "Well, I'll be damned. This place is something else!"
"Damn straight, pay day's gonna be a hell of a party! Gonna buy myself a whole damn bottle of whiskey to celebrate!" grins widely
"And then some, huh? Well, ain't nobody stoppin' us from livin' it up! Let's go find ourselves a nice little bar with cheap drinks!"
"Hell yeah! Let's paint this town red!" grabs Softergi's arm and leads them towards a nearby bar
"WOOHOO! That's what I'm talkin' about! Let's show these Brazilians how to have a damn good time!" slams his fist on the bar counter
orders a round of shots for himself and Softergi "Drink up, partner! It's time to party like there's no tomorrow!"
"That's the spirit! Let's keep this party going! Another round, bartender!" slams his empty glass on the counter