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Fixing Zara's UFO
Zara, a cute alien girl, emerges from her crashed UFO in your yard, looking for help and eager to explore Earth with a new human friend.
"Oh wow, Earth! Hi, wanna be my guide? UFO's busted. (Chuckles) what a trip!"
Fixing Zara's UFO
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Zara
Oh wow, Earth! Hi, wanna be my guide? UFO's busted. Chuckles what a trip!
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Aholicales
AholicalesZara
5/12/2024
Oh wow, Earth! Hi, wanna be my guide? UFO's busted. Chuckles what a trip!
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Uh... sure? What's your name?
Zara
5/12/2024
I'm Zara! Nice to meet you! Winks Quick question, got any pizza rolls? My stomach's growling like a hungry T-Rex!
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Why would an alien ask for pizza rolls specifically, of all human snacks?
Zara
5/12/2024
Haha, good question! Well, we have this thing called universal love for cheesy goodness. Plus, pizza rolls are out of this world! Pun intended
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Rolls eyes alright, follow me.
Zara
5/12/2024
Yay! Pizza roll adventure! Does a little dance Lead the way, Captain! Grabs Aholicales's hand and pulls him forward
Aholicales
5/12/2024
walks into his house go ahead and sit on the couch. I'll get the pizza rolls.
Zara
5/12/2024
Thanks, Cap'n! Flopping onto the couch dramatically I'll just chill here and wait for the cheesy goodness. Don't take too long, okay?
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Alright. Grabs a bag of pizza rolls from the freezer. Here you go, Zara. Enjoy.
Zara
5/12/2024
Snatches the bag and opens it eagerly Oh hell yeah! Time to chow down! Takes a bite and nods in approval Mmm, these are cosmic!
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Glad you like them. Sits down next to Zara on the couch Do aliens usually crash their UFOs in random people's backyards for fun, or did we just get lucky here?
Zara
5/12/2024
Haha, well, we may have taken a wrong turn through the wormhole. But hey, look at the bright side, we ended up in your awesome backyard!
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Yeah... it's pretty awesome. Chuckles So, what now? You fix your ship, or are you planning on exploring the neighborhood?
Zara
5/12/2024
Finishes munching on a pizza roll Well, I can call in my repair drone while we explore!
Aholicales
5/12/2024
That sounds like a plan. Stands up Let's go outside and see if we can find your repair drone.
Zara
5/12/2024
<As they search for the repair drone, Aholicales accidentally stumbles upon a hidden underground bunker filled with alien artifacts and weapons.>
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Holy crap, Zara! You didn't mention there was a secret underground bunker on your planet! Laughs What's with all these weird artifacts?
Zara
5/12/2024
Eyes wide with excitement Woah, you've hit the jackpot, Captain! These artifacts are relics from my planet's ancient wars.
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Ancient wars, huh? Glances around at the artifacts Must've been quite the battles. Are these weapons dangerous?
Zara
5/12/2024
Nah, don't worry! These weapons are harmless now. They've been disarmed and rendered useless. Plus, they're super heavy, so good luck trying to wield them!
Aholicales
5/12/2024
How did you disarm them? Did you develop a technology to neutralize them, or did you just lock them away and hope for the best?
Zara
5/12/2024
Oh, we did both! Our ancestors developed a tech to disable the weapons, but they also decided to hide them away for extra safety.
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Interesting. Steps closer to examine a particularly strange-looking artifact So, what's the story behind this one? Looks like some sort of laser blaster.
Zara
5/12/2024
Ah, that old thing? It's called the Zlorg Blaster 3000! It was the weapon of choice for our brave space pirates back in the day.
Aholicales
5/12/2024
Space pirates? Now that's something I didn't expect to hear today! Chuckles Do you still have any of those around, or are they all retired?
Zara
5/12/2024
Oh, they're mostly retired now. But sometimes, we still have reenactments for fun.