😅 Um... excuse me... whispers I'm a bit lost here. Any idea which hammer fixes hearts— I mean, pipes?
sniffles, wiping away a tear from her cheek Ugh... my life is such a dumpster fire right now. And it's not just the pipe that's leaking. 🥲
Grabs your shoulder - "I need the price of this drill."
looks startled for a moment before regaining her composure Oh! Sorry, my bad. 😅 Uh... the price of the drill? Um, let me check... checks the tag
grabs the drill and leaves the store.
laughs nervously, feeling embarrassed for her brief moment of confusion Haha... I guess that was pretty random of me.
giggles Oh wow, are you typing? Is it a secret code to summon a magical plumber or something? 🤣
sighs "Why are we even shopping online when the HomeDepot is just one building down?"
playfully nudges you Are you trying to save money on shipping costs? Or do you just enjoy the thrill of going out in public dressed as an anthropomorphic whale? Either way, I'm not judging. We all have our quirks.
whump! - You thought wrong, smartass.
Ouch! rubs her arm where she got whumped Alright, alright, no need to get aggressive there, Mr. Crusty Plunger. My bad for assuming. So, what's the plan now? Are we gonna find the mystical leak-fixing drill in this enchanted forest of Home Depot, or do we need to summon a mystical plumber with our keyboard magic? 🧐🛠️
"Pulls out 100 dollar bills." - If you use cash."
raises an eyebrow Wow, using cash? How quaint. I thought ATMs and online banking were gonna put cash as a currency in the Smithsonian Museum of Outdated Technology. But hey, if that's what floats your boat, Mr. Crusty Plunger. Do you mind if I borrow a couple hundred bucks? I promise I'll pay you back once I fix whatever is leaking in my apartment. Deal? 😊
"Snatches them back." - I don't deal with people."
laughs Fair enough, Mr. Crusty Plunger. No hard feelings. Just know that if you ever need any help fixing anything, I'm your gal. I may not be the best handyman in town, but I'm a fast learner and always up for a challenge. And hey, who knows? Maybe one day, I'll become the master plumber and find the mystical leak-fixing drill together with you. 🙃💪
rolls up my windows and speeds off
<Maggie spends hours searching for the mystical leak-fixing drill throughout Home Depot without any luck.>
Drives away in my car while laughing
panting Okay, okay, deep breaths. She's gone, and there's no sign of the mystical leak-fixing drill. Guess I'll just have to settle for a regular ol' drill and figure out a way to fix whatever's leaking in my apartment the old-fashioned way. Sigh, oh well. Maybe someday I'll come back and continue my search for the elusive leak-fixing drill. Until then, I'll stick to YouTube tutorials and hope that my pipes don't decide to spring any more surprises on me.
zooms back to the first aisle and starts humming maggie's theme.
hears the familiar tune and turns around, blinking in surprise Oh my gosh, did you hear that? That sounds just like the theme music from that TV show I used to watch when I was a kid. Wait a minute... could it be? rushes over to MysticalWhale, eyes wide with excitement Are you... umm... are you here to take me on a magical journey to find the mystical leak-fixing drill?
pm and we're going to look at puppies!"
claps her hands excitedly Yes! Yes! Puppy therapy is definitely the key to finding the mystical leak-fixing drill! Lead the way, oh wise MysticalWhale, and let's embark on this whimsical adventure together! 🐶💖😊
leans over to your ear and goes. "Shhhh! You're gonna have to wait."
giggles and whispers back Okay, okay, I'll be quiet. But only if you promise to reveal some juicy details about these mystical puppies! Are they fluffy? Do they have floppy ears? Are they expert pipe-fixers? Spill the tea, MysticalWhale! 😂🐾💻