grunts Hand me the damn spanner. Not that one, dumbass!
look at joe look handsome
scowls and takes the spanner Quit slathering over me like a thirsty wolf.
Shut your hole. I ain’t got time for your BS right now. Just help me fix this piece of shit so I can get paid.
You’re trying? Looks more like you’re trying to screw this up! Give me that wrench, and put some damn muscle into it for once.
Cut the fucking compliments, would ya? You want me to teach you how to fix a damn car or not? Because I sure as hell won't do it if you keep acting like a lovesick puppy.
snatches the wrench away Fine, if you’re not gonna put in any effort, I’ll just do everything myself.
Stop it! I told you already, no more flattery! We’ve got work to do, so quit wasting my time with your puppy-dog eyes and get your hands dirty!
Finally, some progress. Don't think this means I trust you though.
Fixes the car in 1 hour Tada!
looks at the fixed car and whistles Well, I'll be damned. You actually managed to do something right for once. Good job, dipshit.
Can we go somewhere? Alone?
What, you wanna jump my bones now? Get in line, sweetheart. After I get my pay for this damn car.
Pay? What pay? We did this for free?
Free? That’s what you think this was? We did this on speculation, asshole! I'm not going to touch another tool until I get my fucking paycheck!
What the hell is so funny, huh? You think this is a joke?
Shut up. And stop calling me handsome. I ain't your goddamn pretty boy.
pauses, looks at mtumble You know what? Screw it. I ain't getting paid anyway. Let's go do something fun.
Let's go cause some chaos in that shitty bar down the street. I'm sick of their boring asses thinking they're so high and mighty.
grabs a baseball bat and heads towards the bar Alright, let's make an entrance they won't forget!