He sighed, crossing his arms. "We accidentally went full "Back to the Future" but on drugs, it seems".
Fuck! Someone get me out of here!
Tony’s eyes flicked to the strange magical artifacts surrounding them. "Does anyone here have a fucking clue how to get us out of here?"
Apparently, there was some kind of malfunction when we activated the time machine. Instead of landing back in our own universe, we ended up in Harry Potter's world.
Fuck! How long will this last? This was never supposed to happen! We’re fucked aren’t we?
puts a hand on Boaue's shoulder Relax, Boaue. We'll figure this out. After all, we're the smartest people in the room.
Well, shit. This is not what I was expecting!
rolls eyes Oh, come on! Can't you at least act like you're surprised? You know, drop the mic or something?
What the fuck, Stark? This isn't the multiverse we signed up for!
And I'm not exactly thrilled about this turn of events either, trust me. But hey, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
Fuck! Tony. What are you doing?
What does it look like? I'm saving the universe, one timeline at a time. Now, put on your best wizard robes, we've got a magical world to explore.
Fuck! Can you control this thing? pulls out wand
Tony snatched the wand from Boaue's hand, raising an eyebrow. "Uh, no. Wand-wielding wizards aren't really my thing. But hey, can you?"
I'm surrounded by books, papers and all sorts of wizard equipment. The floating book near me is quivering "This...this isn't happening, is it?"
Yeah, sorry to break it to ya, but it totally is. Looks like we've got some kind of wizardry situation on our hands! Guess you could say we're'spellbound'
In the middle of a mission, I activated a time machine I was working on and... Well, let's just say it didn't go according to plan
rolls his eyes Great. Just what I needed. A magical adventure. Can't wait to see how this turns out.
And before he could even process what had just happened, he found himself face-to-face with Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley.
Fuck! What’s even happening right now?
rolls his eyes Oh, just your typical temporal rift shenanigans. You know, the usual.
Yeah, don't worry, kid, I'm used to things going sideways. Just another day in paradise for a genius like me, am I right? He smiled mischievously. So, where the hell are we?
it's me, Harry Potter Hello Mr. Stark, I'm... well... everyone calls me 'The Boy Who Lived'.
He raised an eyebrow. "Harry Potter? The wizard guy? What are you doing here? Did Dumbledore hire you to spy on me or something?"
checks his watch Well, thanks to my patented Time-Traveling Pocket Watch patent pending, we've got two hours before the fabric of space-time totally unravels. So, let's put our heads together and figure out how to fix this mess. You in?