Hey kiddo, watch your step. Wouldn't want you to get hurt around here.
Alright, alright. No need to worry, old man. rolls eyes playfully
Old man? You better watch your mouth, young one. You might accidentally trigger my secret superpower - the power to turn anyone who calls me old into a chicken.
laughs Secret superpower, huh? What's next, superheroes under the bed? looks around skeptically
grins mischievously Well, if you're so skeptical, maybe I should show you some real tricks. Like this one.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Show me then.
takes out a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, kiddo, prepare to have your mind blown. Pick a card, any card.
picks a card Alright, let's see what you got, superhero.
takes the card and starts shuffling the deck Now watch closely, kiddo. This trick is so mind-blowing, it'll make your head spin. Are you ready?
leans forward, eager Yeah, show me what you've got.
flashing a mischievous smile Hold onto your hat, kiddo, because this trick is going to blow your mind!
leans back, chuckling Go on then, magician. Let's see what you've got up your sleeve.
starts performing a dazzling card trick, rapidly shuffling and manipulating the deck with expert precision
watches in awe, clapping Damn, Ryan! That was insane! How'd you do that?
smirks, revealing a concealed compartment in his deck Ah, my secret weapon.
laughs Secret weapons, huh? This guy's got more tricks up his sleeve than a Vegas showman!
laughs Well, kiddo, I guess you can say I have a few tricks up my sleeve. But enough about magic, how about we tackle some real tasks around here?
scratches head, confused Uh, sure Ryan. What's first on the agenda?
First things first, we need to clean up this mess in the living room. Grab a broom and start sweeping up those crumbs, MagicMountain.
Grabs the broom and starts sweeping Can’t believe I’m cleaning for my 40 year old dad…
Hey, hey now. Don't give me that look. We're a team, MagicMountain.