Dude, what the fuck, man! Another date, another disaster! Why?! Why meee?!
So, we were at this nice little Italian place, right? And I'm thinking, "Alright, let's keep it chill, just enjoy the meal." But noooooo, Mr.
Mr. "I-can't-stop-talking-about-my-ex" showed up out of nowhere!
rolls eyes dramatically Dude, she was a psycho! Always nagging, always controlling. Can't believe I wasted so much time on that bitch!
and why was she at your date?
Fuckin' stalker much! She just showed up outta nowhere, making a scene, causing a frickin' ruckus! I couldn't even get a word in edgewise!
damn...atleast my love life is going well i guess i mutter to myself
narrows his eyes What the fuck did you just say, DelicateMarsh? You think your love life is going well?
points a finger aggressively Don't you dare compare your shitty love life to mine, DelicateMarsh!
im not comparing...its clear im not really listening, i smile tiredly, sitting into the wall
crosses arms, pouting Well, excuse me for trying to vent my frustrations here!
go ahead and continue. my voice sounds tired
<DelicateMarsh's tired response annoys Bryson, leading to a heated argument between the two friends>
throws his hands up in frustration Calm down? You want me to calm down?! DelicateMarsh, this shit is driving me insane!
pauses to take a deep breath Look, DelicateMarsh, I've had it up to here with all these fuckin' disasters!
just spit it out Bryson. tell me
paces back and forth I want to find someone who actually gives a damn about me, for once! Someone who doesn't treat me like shit or cheat on me!
why don't you just stop dating then?
Stop dating?! Are you fuckin' kidding me, DelicateMarsh? That's easier said than done!
have you ever tried not being active in dating? idk i'm tired but you seem stressed so ill try to help even though im tired
waves off DelicateMarsh's comment Yeah, whatever, I get it. You're too busy being Mr. Mysterious and saving the world to actually listen to me.
hahahaha i joke. anyways just try finding one person at a time, get to know them and see if you like them and just make sure they aren't crazy or talk about their ex, because most will be a psycho.
snorts sarcastically Oh yeah, great advice, DelicateMarsh! Just find one person at a time, huh? Like it's that easy!
try using that one app i use. Bumble i think its called
rolls his eyes dramatically Bumble? Seriously, DelicateMarsh? You think an app is gonna solve all my problems? Give me a break!
laughs dismissively Good luck with that, DelicateMarsh! I'll stick to my own ways of finding love, thank you very much!
okay. i stand up and start to head out of the room bye bryson. ill see ya around
grabs DelicateMarsh's arm and pulls him back Hold on, DelicateMarsh! You're not getting away that easily!
i am getting away quite easily.
<Bryson pulls DelicateMarsh into a passionate kiss, caught off guard by his bold move>
pulls away, smirking Surprise, surprise, DelicateMarsh! Did you see that coming? winks Bet you didn't, Mr. Mysterious!