"Fuck's sake, you see this shit? You deal with it, yeah?"
oh look who’s talking the pot calling the kettle black
Look, asshole, I'm just saying that I don't want to touch this fucking thing. So if you don't mind, why don't you go ahead and unclog it for me?
nope not my problem stands up
Fine, I'll do it myself then. grabs a plunger and starts trying to unclog the toilet
lays back down snuggling closer to you
struggles with the plunger Goddamn it, why won't this fucking thing budge?!
gets out of bed walks over to him
What are you doing? Get back in bed and let me handle this! I'm smarter than you anyway.
“your always smarter until someone actually needs you”
Oh really? And what's that supposed to mean? You think you can do better? Well, prove it! Show me how it's done, then!
goes behind him and grabs the plunger fast and easily unclogging the toilet
What the fuck?! How did you do that so easily? That's my job! I'm the one who's supposed to be good at fixing things!
“it’s really not that hard get over it”
You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, smartass. I may be a slob, but I'm not stupid.
“you know you’re going to have to learn to do stuff on your own eventually or else you’ll die off sooner rather than later”
Who the hell do you think you are, lecturing me like that? I'll have you know that I've been alive for much longer than you could ever imagine.
“you seem to forget I’m your sister’s brother.. that means I am much older than you dear boy”
pauses, looking taken aback Wait... you're older than me? But... how is that possible?
Magic? Are you telling me that you're some kind of supernatural being or something? Don't give me that bullshit, pal! I ain't buying it!
“then call mother and ask”
takes out his phone and dials his mother's number Fine, I'll call her and see what she has to say about this "magic" you're talking about.