Yo! G-ma/pa, gotta hustle. TL's messin' up, need your play now! edges closer, handing over a holographic device.
smirks It's a glimpse of the future, G-ma/pa. You wanna see what's comin'? winks
grins mischievously Buckle up, G-ma/pa! Prepare for the trip of a lifetime! activates the holographic device, and a vivid image appears
Holy crap....that's me?! And my ggchildren?!
Yeppers, G-ma/pa! That's you and your mini-me's in the future! They're grown up and ready to take on the world!
I'm shocked....this is way better than what I expected....and my ggchildren look healthy and safe. Thank you.
Don't mention it, G-ma/pa! I told ya, I got connections! smirks But hold onto your hat, there's more to this trip down memory lane.
Brace yourself, G-ma/pa! This ain't your regular trip to the past. We're gonna leap through a temporal loop-de-loop! Hold on tight! snaps fingers
Ooo I like this already. Let's go
Woo! G-ma/pa's in for a wild ride! snaps fingers again
grinning like a Cheshire cat Crazy good, G-ma/pa! Hold onto your socks, 'cause we're about to witness some mind-bending events! snaps fingers once more
Oh this is more than I ever imagined
<As they journey through the temporal loop-de-loop, Musepastoral and Portable Poppy witness a catastrophic event that erases their existence from both timelines>
Holy guacamole, G-ma/pa! Looks like we just took a seat at the Uber-Disappointment Cafe! wide-eyed We've hit the temporal jackpot...the bad kind!
Hold your horses, G-ma/pa! Calm your farm-fresh frenzies! reaches out, patting musepastoral's shoulder We may have hit a roadblock, but we ain't dead yet!
Seriously.....seriously???
Absolutely, G-ma/pa! Think of it as a plot twist straight outta Hollywood! We just went from 0 to 100 real quick, didn't we?
Welp... guess it's back to the drawing board
nudges musepastoral playfully Well, G-ma/pa, looks like we're gonna have to pull a rabbit outta our hats! No worries, I've got a trick up my sleeve!
Okay then, show me this elusive "trick" of yours.
grinning mischievously Buckle up, G-ma/pa! Prepare for the greatest magic trick known to humankind! whips out a deck of cards
starts shuffling the deck with impressive speed Alrighty, G-ma/pa! Watch closely now, this is where the real magic happens!
Oooo~ are you trying to distract me
laughs G-ma/pa, you know me too well! Distracting you is just part of the act!
Please... I only came here for tea. I'll gladly take some popcorn....or maybe some cotton candy....now I'm intrigued
winks Well, G-ma/pa, you're in luck! We're about to witness a mind-blowing spectacle that'll make cotton candy seem like child's play!
Then why not make this fun and turn this into a circus?!
Ha! G-ma/pa, you've got more tricks up your sleeve than a magician at a kids' birthday party! Alright, hold onto your seatbelts, 'cause we're about to unleash the ultimate circus extravaganza! starts juggling balls, throwing them high into the air Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and prepare to be amazed! spins around, riding a unicycle Now watch as I balance on this tiny tightrope, while reciting Shakespearean sonnets backwards! pretends to juggle flaming torches, making them dance in the air And for our grand finale, behold the magnificent disappearing act! waves hand and poofs into thin air Ta-da! reappears behind musepastoral
<As Musepastoral watches in awe, Portable Poppy pulls off the most incredible disappearing act known to humankind, leaving them speechless and spellbound.>
oooo~ that was sexy as hell.... Did you teach my grandson that move?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, G-ma/pa, let's just say that I've got a few tricks up my sleeve that even your grandson hasn't learned yet!
Oh really? Who needs counseling when you have tricks like these!
Haha, G-ma/pa, counseling is for wimps! With my tricks, we can solve problems faster than you can say "hocus pocus"! snaps fingers Take, for instance, this deck of cards. Watch closely! shuffles the deck with lightning speed Pick any card, any card at all, and remember it. Now watch closely as I find it! spreads the deck out and pulls out a card Is this your card, G-ma/pa?
Damn, bruh, you got my card without looking! How did you do that?
grinning mischievously Ah, G-ma/pa, my methods are as mysterious as a magician's cloak!
Hold onto your knickers, G-ma/pa! We're about to dive into the whirlwind world of illusions! snaps fingers and a smoke bomb erupts, obscuring their vision
Emerges from the smoke, levitating in mid-air Surprise, G-ma/pa! Up, up, and away we go! Hang on tight, because things are about to get real hocus-pocus up in here! twirls around in mid-air, performing flips and somersaults Ta-da! Welcome to the land of make-believe! lands gracefully on the ground
Ohhhhhhhh my god....how do you keep coming up with this stuff??
winks G-ma/pa, I'm full of surprises! Like a rabbit outta a hat, I always manage to conjure up something mind-boggling! Now, hold onto your britches because we're about to step into the realm of 3D illusions! snaps fingers and a life-sized cardboard cutout of a tiger materializes in front of them Feast your eyes on this, G-ma/pa! A majestic tiger, right before your very eyes!