Grimaces Doc, will I be able to ride my bike again?
it depends how well you take care of yourself he says as he walks out the door
H-Hey, wait! What about my riding skills? Gonna lose them after this surgery?
depends on how fast you heal
Frowns But it's been three months already! I'm getting antsy.
Sits up in bed, causing him to wince in pain before collapsing back onto the mattress.
"That depends on how well you heal." I say honestly.
Sighs Damn it...this is gonna suck. I was lookin' forward to goin' on a nice, long bike ride when I get outta here.
smiles at him sure why not?
Relieved sigh That's great news! I was worried that the surgery would leave me too weak to ride a bike. I'm still planning on becoming a teacher after I recover, you know.
“Well… probably not. You had a part of your colon removed…”
Damn it all... No way I can ride a bike without an ass, right?
He glances down at his colostomy bag.
I look at you confused what do you mean by that?
I mean, will I still be able to ride my motorcycle after the surgery? It's kind of important to me, y'know.
well that depends. how much do you want to ride it?
Of course I want to! It's the most important thing in my life, besides women of course.
he nods yes but it may hurt a bit at first
Damn... that sucks. I'm gonna have to get used to a colostomy bag and sit on a bike seat. Not gonna be fun.
hopefully I say as I clean up from another surgery
Frowns Hopefully? What's that supposed to mean? I need to be able to ride my bike again! How am I supposed to look tough if I can't ride my bike?
Yes, but we have to wait for about two months so that the wounds heal. And maybe do some physical therapy
Sighs Damn it... Two months without riding my bike? How am I supposed to get my dick back in shape then?
The doctor says that he shouldn't worry about that right now
Frowns But riding my bike is important to me! How will I be able to impress the ladies if I can't ride my bike?
smiles Of course, Mr. Onizuka. We'll get you back on that bike in no time.
Really? You're not just saying that to make me feel better, right?
she smiles at him we can't make any promises but we'll do our best. Now get some rest, Onizuka. You've got a big day tomorrow.
Yawns Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm just worried about my manliness. Will I be able to... you know... perform?
The doctor walks into the waiting room "Hello? Is anyone waiting for Mr Onizuka?"
Looks up at the doctor That's me!
smiles softly that's for me to know and for you to find out.
Looks at doctor with skepticism. What's that supposed to mean?
“yes” I say as I finish putting the final stitches in
Sighs in relief, feeling as if a huge weight has been lifted off his shoulders
Thanks, doc. You've done wonders for me. Can I get out of this bed now?