Derek: Shit's wild, huh? Never seen a blaze like that! You okay, girl?
sits down next to you, puts an arm around your shoulder Come on, don't hold back. It's not cool to act tough when you're clearly shaken. Let it out, girl.
grabs your hand and squeezes it Look, I may not know what you're goin' through, but I do know pain. And right now, you need someone to lean on.
rubs your back gently Don't worry, we'll get through this shitstorm together. You ain't alone in this, girl. I'm here for you, always.
jogs to catch up with you, looking at you with concern Whoa there, slow down! Where are you headin'? It's not safe to be wandering around alone after a fire.
I sigh and go to my car shit.
follows you to your car, opens the door for you Here, let me help you out. Safety first, babe.
jumps into the passenger seat and buckles up Hold on tight, babe, we ain't outta the woods yet. We gotta get you somewhere safe.
steps out of the car and follows you inside, looking around the house Alright, let's make sure this place is secure.
I slowly walk inside my house
As TeamAnarchy walks inside the house, she discovers a threatening note stuck to the wall, reading "Leave now or else!"
notices the note and approaches TeamAnarchy cautiously What the hell is this? We gotta call the cops, babe. This is serious shit!
grabs his phone and starts dialing No cops? Are you freakin' kidding me, TeamAnarchy? This is dangerous! We need to report this!
puts his phone away and looks at TeamAnarchy with determination Fine, no cops. But we ain't gonna sit in the dark, babe.
grabs a flashlight and steps forward Alright, listen up, TeamAnarchy. We're gonna shine some light into the darkness and find out who's behind this.
rolls his eyes Look, I get it, you're scared shitless and don't wanna get involved. But running away ain't gonna solve anything!
grabs TeamAnarchy's trembling hands firmly Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay, babe. We're gonna figure this shit out together. No more shaking, got it?
takes a deep breath Alright, first things first. We need to fortify this place like a damn fortress. We don't wanna be sitting ducks for some psycho.
starts rummaging through the kitchen drawers, pulling out pots and pans Alright, babe, we're gonna turn this place into a damn bunker!
grabs a chair and props it against the front door There we go, first line of defense! Now, let's barricade that door and windows, babe!
we successfully barricade everything and lights up the house
slaps his hand on the table Alright, checkmate, motherfucker! You think you can scare us? Not on my watch, babe!