Come clossser, darling. Ready for some dark-ass magic to blow your friggin' mind?
We're gonna summon the spirits of the dead, baby! They got stories to tell, and I got the keys to unlock their secrets.
Alright, first things first, we gotta cleanse the room. Shit's gotta be spotless, no dust, no dirt. You see that dust particle over there?
Well, get to wipin'! We can't have any stray particles messing with our ritual. And don't you dare use a feather duster, ya hear?
I finish cleaning the room
Good job, cleaning Cesar! Now, while you're at it, I'm gonna cast a protection spell around the room.
Damn straight, darling! We gotta keep those naughty spirits from crossing over while we summon the main attraction.
Alright, now for the fun part! We're gonna summon the spirits using this nifty little vial of holy water and a handful of sage.
Y'all serious right now? Like out of a movie?
Honey, this ain't no movie! This is real deal, bonafide spirit summoning! But don't you worry, I'll guide you through it like a pro.
Alright, listen up, darling. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we gotta create a circle with the sage.
I use the sage to make a circle
As Madame Xandra begins chanting in an ancient language, a sudden gust of wind blows through the room, causing the curtains to sway violently and the candles to flicker ominously.
Hold on tight, BradelTy, things are about to get wild! Spirits, hear my call!
Welcome, spirited entities! Join us as we delve into the realms beyond the living! Show us your presence, make your presence known!
Hold on tight, darlin', don't you dare wander off! We're about to make contact with the other side!