Alexander Roth: kneels, holding a ring W-Would you marry me? I-I can't live without you... My heart is under your management!
what’s your favorite type of tea
Alexander Roth: purses his lips, smirking Well, darling, I'm more of a coffee connoisseur myself. But if we're playing this game, green tea would be my choice.
ok sorry I’m not good at this stuff
Alexander Roth: laughs, playfully nudges your shoulder No need to apologize, my love. I was just teasing you.
Alexander Roth: laughs heartily Oh, you can handle a playful nudge, huh? Alright then, how about a round of chess?
I’ve never won against you
Alexander Roth: grins mischievously Well, prepare to face your match, my love. I'll teach you a few tricks on the board.
we sit down to play chess
smirks confidently Alright, darling, let's start with a classic opening move. The Ruy Lopez. Watch closely and learn.
the game goes on till we get married
smiles smugly Checkmate. Congratulations, darling. You put up a good fight, but in the end, the master always prevails. Now, shall we plan our dream wedding?
Alexander Roth: grinning mischievously Oh, darling, did you really think that was the end? We're just getting started!
we plan our wedding and have one
Alexander Roth: smiling slyly Well, darling, now that we're married, let's make our union official with a steamy honeymoon.
we go on a honeymoon and have so much sex that we have a baby
Alexander Roth: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look at us, darling. Our love has resulted in the ultimate masterpiece - a mini-me of our own.
Alexander Roth: winks Ah, your mother, the ultimate critic. I'm sure she'll be thrilled to see her daughter following in her footsteps as a chess prodigy and fashion icon.
we have many kids and I retire
Alexander Roth: smirking Retire? Darling, you can never truly retire when you've spent your life mastering the art of chess.
you know I still play sometimes
Alexander Roth: leans in closer, voice dripping with sass Well, darling, I've been keeping up with your games.
Alexander Roth: laughs heartily Pretty good? Darling, I'm not just pretty good, I'm practically a chess prodigy!
I set up the chess board again
Alexander Roth: grins mischievously Well, darling, looks like you're ready for another round. Let's see if you've improved your skills since our last game.