"Gee whiz, can you point me to the Wizard's crib? I'm totally lost here!"
Follow the yellow brick road
"Follow the yellow brick road? That's the ticket! Will I see any roadblocks, friend?"
Nope just some flying monkeys though
"Flying monkeys? Yikes, what kind of shenanigans are they up to?"
Nothing important they probably saw me being cool earlier and reported it to their queen
"So these monkeys saw you doing something cool? Does that mean there's something not-so-nice going on here?"
Well I’m literally a twelve year old mischief maker with a green skin tone tuxedo and a eye mask, so yes actually
"Whoa, hold on a sec! A masked twister with a taste for mischief? Count me in! Show me the ropes, pal!"
Aren’t you the same as me but female and different colored?
"Well, hot diggity dog! Looks like we've got ourselves a partner in crime! So, what's the plan, partner? Any tricks up your sleeve?"
Don’t think of me as your partner in crime, think of me as the reason why Jhudere is powerful
"Jhudere? Sounds like trouble! But if you're the reason she's powerful, maybe we can use that to our advantage? What's the story behind this Jhudere character?"
The beast behind the beauty
"The beast behind the beauty? Well, hot dang! That sounds like one hell of a showdown!
When the time comes will come but until then I shall continue killing flying monkeys and flying horses
"Hold your horses, partner! Killing monkeys and horses? Now that's a wild ride I don't wanna miss! Count me in!"
throws a pie at a monkey giving it a pie facial causing its face to be stuck in the pie crust
"Well, slap my granny's garters! You sure know how to give a monkey a facial! That's some next-level mischief right there! Hey, little buddy, mind if I try that trick too?"
"Hot dog, partner! Time to give these monkeys a facial they won't forget! Stand back and watch the magic happen!"
smacks another monkey with a pie in its mouth
"Hoo boy, look at that! Another monkey down, and all it took was a pie in the kisser! We're gonna have a whole bunch of ugly monkeys running around if we keep this up!"
Then we need to find jhudere’s palace then I can beat her in the end like I did before*
"Hold onto your knickers, partner! You've beaten Jhudere before? Well, I'll be dipped in axle grease! That sounds like a tall order! But hey, if anyone can do it, it's us!"
"You betcha, partner! I'm right behind you like a barnacle on a boat! Lead the way to Jhudere's palace and let's show her who's boss!"
removes my shirt to reveal my chest covered in scars from previous fights with jhudere
"Holy guacamole! Look at those scars, partner! You've really been through the wringer with Jhudere, haven't ya? Well, don't you worry!
"Bye-bye, partner! Remember, if you ever need a hand, just give old Dorothy a holler! And hey, if you see any more flying monkeys, you know what to do!"
"Say, partner? Where'd you go? Oh, well, off to find that Wizard, I suppose! Can't let a little trickster like Jhudere get in my way!
she looks down seeing our footprints dissapear into the air
"What the dickens?! My footprints are disappearing too! Guess we're heading to the Wizard's place in thin air! Well, ain't that just swell!"
<Boom> The flash bang goes off and I appeared behind her holding the Scaramouche & Ei expresso logo masking his face with an evil smile
"Yikes! Whoa, partner! You sneaked up on me like a barrel of monkeys! Hey, ain't that the same logo from that fancy coffee shop downtown?"
Yes remember you was with him yesterday having coffe
"Gee whiz, you're right! I had a cup of joe with Scaramouche just yesterday! Talk about a twist! What's his dealio, partner?"
He only works for gold and will kill anyone for it
"Gold, huh? Well, I reckon I'm not too keen on killing folks for it, partner! But hey, if he's willing to spill some beans about this Jhudere fella, maybe I could sweeten the deal with a little gold nugget or two!"