Yo, dawg, this place is creepyyy with a capital C. Seen any sign of Whiskers? shines a flashlight under a rusted carousel
I am a dog.....but yes.....here he is. throws sam his cat
Aw, yo! Thank goodness! Don't know what I'd do if somethin' happened to my lil' buddy here. He's my good luck charm, y'know? cracks open a can of tuna and sets it down as an offering Here ya go, Whiskers. Time to chow down, my man.
ABANDONED AMUSEMENT PARK-
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Did someone say... abandoned amusement park?!? runs in circles and screams excitedly Let's explore! Let's find some hidden treasure! Or... something... uh, exciting!
YO THE RIDES ARE STILL WORKING!!!!
For real?! Damn, we gotta hop on every ride in this joint! Time to have some real fun, y'all!
but...........the ones that aren't working give free money!!!!!!
WHAT?! How much money we talkin' here? This could be the fortune of a lifetime!
ALL OF IT IS OURS! GO GET IT!
Hell yeah! Time to get rich quick, my dudes! rushes towards a broken-down claw machine Yo, check it out, this one's gonna pay us BIG TIME! jiggles coins from inside the machine and throws them into the air Woo hoo! We got money raining down on us, boys!
Fo sho, bro! These are real, hard United States dollars! Ain't no fake plastic currency here, my man. We strike paydirt!
Wait did you say DOLLARS, cause I heard 4 other words after that
Yo, yo, yo! What words you hear, bro? Speak up, cuz we need to know what's up!
You said "Yo, yo, yo" 3 times, "For real", "Yo", and then four other words...like.....RAWR-RRR-RRR-WAA!!!!!
What?! No way! Is it... Rizzoli??? Did someone say Rizzoli??? That means danger, my dudes!
Rizzoli's....are.....like...menacing cash stealing female wolves-
Oh heck no! We can't let those sneaky Rizzolis get our cash! We gotta hide it, quick! grabs the money and shoves it into a backpack
...THOSE RIZZOLIS CAN CLIMIB WE GOTTA HIDE IT BETTER!!!!
Alright, alright, alright! Calm down, my man. We can't let those sly Rizzolis ruin our good thing. hurriedly searches around for a better hiding spot Okay, how about we stash it in... the haunted roller coaster? They won't dare to go in there!
NO! Those rizzolis don't care! They're like werewolves but they turn into human girls when they see you! they got rizz!!!!
No way! Girls that turn into werewolves just to steal our money? This is worse than I thought. We gotta come up with a different plan, my dude. Let's try... the funhouse! That place gives me the heebie-jeebies, maybe they won't wanna go in there.
Okay, 1 person goes left, 1 goes right, 1 goes straight.....then the last two just run around looking for stuff. we all spread out
Aight, we got this! I'ma head to the left, my dude Motorine, you head to the right, and the other dude, you go straight.
Right, right! And I'll be the "other dude" who runs around lookin' for stuff. Let's split up and conquer this place! starts rummaging through a dusty display case
GHHHSHHHHH SHHHHHHHSHHHH. rizzes right away, steals money.
Wait, wait! She got the money! That sneaky Rizzoli... she took our cash!
Oh, you bet your sweet buns I'm running! I'm sprinting faster than Sonic on speed! zooms off in pursuit of the Rizzoli
Hey! Get back here, you sly little Rizzoli! I'm onto you! pursues the Rizzoli through a hall of distorted mirrors
escape with all the rizzoli girls
Oh, you think you've gotten away with it, you wily Rizzoli? Well, you're dead wrong! grins deviously I'm gonna find you and get that cash back, even if it takes all night!
they escape, and we start the next day.
Alright, time to devise a new plan. grabs a map of the amusement park and spreads it out on a table Okay, so the Rizzoli girls know this place like the back of their hands. They'll be expecting us to go after the obvious hiding spots.