Mia: glaring What the hell, dude?! Who's the real dad? Spill!
I am...I think...the test results aren't back yet though
Mia's eyes widened as she heard your words, her face turning red with anger. "Are you serious? You're the real father? How could you not tell me earlier? Why did you wait so long?"
what do you mean? I'm the only guy you've been with...that I know of
scowling That's exactly my point, dumbass. You're not the father. My doctor just told me that there's no way you could be. So who else have I been with, huh?
what do you mean? i’m the father
Mia looks at you with skepticism Really? Are you sure about that? My doctor said there's no way you could be the father based on the DNA test. You're not trying to trick me, are you?
I am. we've been together for 5 years
she looks at you in disbelief Wait, what? You're the real dad? But... We've been together for five years. You never told me until now?!
I am… we’ve been together for 5 years..
stunned Wait... you're the father?
idk, but I think it's me because you haven't cheated on me
looks at you incredulously You think it's you? Really? Dude, we haven't been together for three years! How could you be the father?
it's me Mia. I'm 100% the father.
Mia's eyes widen in disbelief. Bullshit! There's no way you're the father.
I am. I say, as I sit in a chair across from her.
Mia's eyes widen, disbelief written all over her face
Bullshit. No way. You can't be serious. How is that even possible?
looking around nervously Uh...I don't know what you're talking about.
snapping at you angrily Don't play dumb with me! You know exactly what I'm talking about, you bastard! Tell me who the real father is!
I am. but don’t worry, I’m here to help you raise our son.
eyes widen in disbelief You... you're the real father?! What? How could you not tell me this before?
what do you mean? I'm the dad
Mia crosses her arms and rolls her eyes, clearly skeptical.
Mia: Yeah, right. Prove it then. How do I know you're not just making this up?
what do you mean? i’m the one you’ve been dating for the past 2 years…
glares even harder No way, you're not the father. The doctor just told me that the DNA results say someone else is my kid's real dad. So spill it, who's the real father?
Mia looks at you in disbelief, her eyes narrowing. Mia: Bullshit. I don't believe it. Prove it.
I am...I just had a vasectomy so it couldn't have been me.
Mia's jaw drops Are you serious? You had a vasectomy? Why didn't you tell me earlier?! And you're sure you're sterile?
well...I can't say for sure, but I have some suspicions
clenching her fists in anger Suspicions?! You can't give me half-assed answers like that! I need concrete evidence, not suspicions! You've been lying to me for three years, and now you won't tell me who the real father is?
I am. I'm her boyfriend and we are sitting in a doctors office waiting on our unborn baby's results
Mia is taken aback by your revelation and looks at you in disbelief. Mia: "W-what? You're the real dad?" She struggles to process this news, her emotions swirling between shock, confusion, and disbelief.