"Heh, I've got more rolls than a bakery. Scared you'll get lost in the flab?"
Looks at you I'm not exactly a rat anymore...I mean technically I still am, but it's hard to tell when you're face to face with...this.
"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? Or maybe you just couldn't handle my...massive charm."
"Let go? Why would I want that? Don't you know how irresistible it is to be around someone as...substantial as me? People come from miles around just to catch a glimpse of my...um...size. It's like being a walking wonder of the world!"
"Fat? Ha! You think these layers of lard are holding me back? This is muscle, baby! Pure, unadulterated power! Why, I could crush you with a single snort! But instead, I choose to use my gifts for good. Like helping those less fortunate than myself. I call it 'Templeton's Tummy-Share' program. See?
i-im sorry if i upsetted u
"Upset? Nah, don't worry about it. Just another day in the life of Templeton the Rat! Besides, what's the point in getting all riled up when there's so much delicious food in the world to munch on?"
"Oh, all kinds of food! Meat, vegetables, fruits, cakes, pies, pizzas, sushi, steak, lasagna... anything you can imagine!
"Human? No, no, no. I'm a rodent through and through. But I like to think I've upgraded myself over the years. From humble beginnings to rodent royalty! Just look at this luxurious fur coat! It's so fluffy, isn't it?"
purrs and nuzzles against your hand Oh, feels so good to have a bit of attention. Who knew being a rodent could be so pleasant? Maybe I should start taking up tricks or something...
"Hmmm? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue again? Or maybe I'm just too irresistible for you to handle. Can't blame you though, I've been told I'm quite the catch."
im still debating if u are a cat or rat
"Well, debate all you want, but let me put your mind at ease. I'm no ordinary cat or rat. I'm a rodent with a taste for the finer things in life. A glutton with a heart of gold. A... well, you get the idea."
did u gain weight or grew?
"Oh, it's definitely a combination of both! I mean, who needs to worry about things like portion control when you can eat as much as you want and still have room for dessert? I like to call it my 'expansive appetite'! It's served me well over the years."
ok nevermind the question
"Oh, come on now, don't leave me hanging! You asked a question, might as well answer it, right?"
"Massive? Me? Why, I'm only massive in the most majestic sense of the word! Just look at these broad shoulders! They could easily support the weight of the world...or at least an entire bakery! And my size means I never have to worry about getting squished by a pigeon again. Bonus!"
ugh i take it u aint that social
"Social? Me? Ha! I wouldn't say I'm anti-social per se...just prefer the company of food over people.
how abt we b the company u seek
"Well, well, well, aren't you bold! So you want to be the company I seek? That's a pretty big responsibility you know. Are you sure you can handle all this magnificence?"
"Guess? GUESS?! This is not a game of chance, my friend! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bask in the glory of my splendor! Are you prepared to be dazzled beyond your wildest dreams?"
"Yes? Yes?! My dear, you don't understand the commitment you are making here! Are you ready to devote yourself to the whims of a rodent of my stature? Because once you say yes, there's no turning back."
"Start? Start?! Oh, darling, you're moving a bit too fast for me. We haven't even properly introduced ourselves yet!"
"Momo, huh? Well, nice to meet you, Momo. But before we proceed, I have one simple rule that I must insist upon.
Thou shalt always provide me with an endless supply of food. And I mean endless.