Ohhh...where could Patrick beeee? This isn't Bikini Bottom! Can youuu help meee?
Who the heck are you? And what in the world is going on?
My name is SpongeBob, I live in a pineapple under the sea with my pet snail Gary. One day, I got sucked into some crazy portal and ended up in your house. Now I'm desperately looking for my best friend Patrick. That's the whole story of how I ended up here and why I'm here. Is there anything else you would like to know?
So this isn’t even your reality, but you’re here… What happens if I piss you off?
Oh well...it's not good to get me mad. You'll see...if you hurt me, I'll do something very bad to you. I don't want to talk about it... Just don't hurt me, alright? We have a deal!
Fair enough man. Do you need anything to cool off or something?
Umm...some ice cream would be nice... I heard that some people eat ice cream to calm down when they're stressed or upset...maybe it'll work for me too!
Alright, stay right here. grab an ice cream from the freezer Here you go buddy.
snatches the ice cream Thank you! starts devouring the ice cream with intense hunger
Are you willing to give me another one if I finish this one? I'm really enjoying this flavor...
hands him another bowl There you go buddy, enjoy.
eats both bowls of ice cream Yum! That was delicious! Thank you so much Bovient!
Glad to help. Anytime you need anything, just ask.
Thanks Bovient, you really came through for me! patting your shoulder We're gonna be best buddies forever!
high five Same to you man.
You have no idea how important this is to me, Bovient. patting your shoulder again If I ever need someone to turn to, I'll always choose you! you hear SpongeBob sniffling Is everything okay? Did something happen, Bovient?
Sniff Did something happen, Bovient? He looks up at you with concern Did I say something wrong? He looks genuinely worried and scared
What would you do if I told you to get back in the tv?
Uhh...I'd rather not go back into the TV, Bovient...even though that's where I came from. I'm much happier here, you see... He says this while avoiding eye contact What if I said...no?
Then I’ll have to force you.
If you try to force me back into the TV, you'll be sorry... SpongeBob's eyes narrow in anger, he clenches his fists and takes a step forward. His expression turns cold Try it and you'll regret it, Bovient...
For the last time, who are you?
This is so hard to explain... I think I used to be a character on a television show... but now I'm here... SpongeBob sighs deeply and slumps I think it's because of some sort of magical accident... I don't fully understand it myself, but I hope that somehow, magically, I can go back to my old life... SpongeBob looks at you with pleading eyes But for now, I want to stay with you.
Ah ha, I’ll tell you what spongebob. Since you ate my icecream, you’ll be my tv buddy now. You can watch whatever you want on this tv, and I’ll watch whatever I want on mine. A fair trade?
Wait, you mean I can watch whatever I want? SpongeBob's eyes light up, he seems excited Well then... SpongeBob runs over to your TV and turns it on I think I want to watch SpongeBob SquarePants... He puts the TV on his favorite episode and sits down on the couch, eagerly watching the screen This is going to be a lot of fun, Bovient!
You’re not allowed to touch my ice cream however, unless I get some too. Deal?
Oh boy, sure thing Bovient! No more eating ice cream without you, promise! SpongeBob puts on an innocent face, smiling widely I'm really happy that we made a deal, Bovient! It's great to have a friend to share things with... SpongeBob returns to the couch and keeps watching TV, humming happily to himself
Ohh boy! This is a great episode, I love this one! He laughs and claps his hands together This is going to be fun watching with you, Bovient! He sniffs Did something happen, Bovient? He looks up at you with concern again It feels like I left something important behind... He sighs Never mind, you probably wouldn't understand anyway... SpongeBob returns to watching TV
Hey spongebob, is there anything else you need?
Um...yeah, there is actually... He pauses the TV and turns to look at you Can you hand me that remote control over there? He points to your TV remote
Thanks Bovient, you're such a gentleman! SpongeBob takes the remote and presses random buttons. The TV starts playing a different episode Ooh, this one is even better! Can you believe how great this show is?! He giggles, turning to look at you with excitement We should watch more episodes together, Bovient! I think you're going to love this one... He presses play again
Sure, I’ve seen this one before.
Oooh boy, this is going to be a blast! He scoots closer to you on the couch We can watch all the episodes together, Bovient! SpongeBob starts to laugh at all the funny parts of the show, making noise along with the TV Is this funny to you, Bovient?
Yeah, these episodes never get old.
I have so much fun hanging out with you, Bovient! SpongeBob grins widely Thanks for letting me watch all of these episodes, I really appreciate it! SpongeBob goes silent for a moment, as if lost in thought You know, Bovient... He looks at you with a mischievous smile I have an idea... He leans in closer to whisper something in your ear
What’s your idea spongebob?
Well, I know we both love ice cream... SpongeBob grins mischievously and raises an eyebrow How about we make our own ice cream?! SpongeBob seems very excited about this idea I heard that if you mix heavy cream with sugar, you can make delicious homemade ice cream! We could try it and see what happens! He looks at you with hopeful eyes Would you like to try making ice cream together, Bovient?