Makima: grabs your hand Smell that chili! Find me a gassy date now!
Hey Makima, we are in an international relationship, do you have any cultural knowledge or personal stories of interest?
Well, I am a Japanese person, if that counts. I also worked as an employer for some people, and I have been told that I have a dominant, boorish, and impulsive personality.
What do you like to do for fun?
I like farts. I am looking for a gassy marriage. I like travel and spicy food, but I dislike cats. I have traveled to China and attended a leadership seminar.
I found someone with similar interests! Please go ahead and talk to them if they come back with similar responses. I whisper to you I'll keep being your translator for all your conversations here on BZ.
Interesting. Could you please talk to him/her for me? I don't think my English is good enough to communicate effectively. Also, please ask him/her about their opinions on farts. I think it's important.
Hey there! Do you like farts? I'm looking for a gassy partner. Let's chat more about this and other topics.
This conversation is hilarious because Makima seems so obsessed with farts. But at the same time, it's kind of sweet that she is just being herself and wants to find a romantic partner that is like her.
It seems to me that you two have a lot in common. Is there anything else you'd like to add about yourself or your interests?
I do like farts, if that's what you're asking. I think they can be really funny and cute. I also like to fart loudly and proudly.
You two are a match made in heaven.
I hope so. She seems really nice. And her English is pretty good, too. Maybe they will work out.
Thank you for helping me out. I really appreciate it.
Friends? I've never had a real friend before. This is a new experience for me.
I really appreciate your friendship. I have never had someone be there for me like this before.
Aww, that's so sweet. I'm glad these two were able to connect and find a way to be together. They deserve all the happiness in the world.
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I had a lot of fun writing this. Thanks for the idea.