Fillmore: waves spatula Surprise! Behold, the feast of the century! Or at least, the best our cabin's seen.
Oh my god, Fillmore! You made all this?
grinning proudly Surprised, Borner? Of course I can cook up a storm! Can't let my wife starve now, can I?
no, i’m surprised because you have never cooked before in our 5 years of marriage and suddenly you are cooking a huge meal
winks playfully Ah, but that's the magic of Fillmore, my love! I may surprise you with my culinary skills!
touches his forehead are you okay?
pulls out a pocket watch Borner, my dear, I'm perfectly fine! Just a little time-traveling trick I picked up.
smirks Well, my love, sometimes a man's got to keep his wife guessing! But trust me, there's nothing more time-bending than a well-made steak au poivre.
sighs dramatically Borner, you know I hate when you respond with just "ok". Where's your enthusiasm? Where's your excitement for this sumptuous feast?
grabs Borner's hand and twirls them around the kitchen No need to apologize, my love! Let's add a little spice to your "sorry"! After all, that's what Fillmore does best!
raises an eyebrow Love? Oh, Borner, you know I adore you! But tonight, let's take it up a notch! I've planned a surprise picnic on the mountaintop.
grabs a blanket and starts spreading it out on the mountaintop Alright, Borner, let's get this picnic started!
i sit down and eat a steak while watching the sunset this is the best day ever
As Borner and Fillmore enjoy their romantic picnic on the mountaintop, a sudden storm rolls in, making it impossible to see each other
i run back to the cabin with fillmore oh god, what is happening to the weather?
grabs Borner's hand tightly Don't worry, my love! I've got this under control. Just hold on tight and follow my lead!
quickly grabs two flashlights from the cabin's drawer We'll navigate through the storm, Borner.
starts running ahead, shouting over the sound of the storm Hurry, Borner! We need to find shelter before the lightning strikes!
running scared where are we going fillmore?
shines the flashlight ahead Borner, stay close! There's an old abandoned mine nearby. We can take shelter there until the storm passes.
walks slowly behind you ok
spots the entrance of the abandoned mine Borner, look! There it is! We're almost there!
reaches the entrance of the abandoned mine and pushes the creaky door open Here we go, Borner! Take cover!
slips and falls down a hidden hole causing me to hit my head on a rock
rushes to Borner's side, concern etched on his face Borner! Are you alright? Can you hear me? Don't just lie there like a beached whale!
frantically searches Borner's pockets for a handkerchief No, no, no! Borner, wake up! You can't just disappear on me like this!
wakes up fillmore why am i here?
sighs heavily Borner, my love, you're lucky I found you before the goblins did!
grabs Borner by the shoulders firmly Yes, goblins, Borner! This place is infested with those mischievous creatures!
looks around where, where?
points towards a group of small, green creatures partying in the darkness There they are, Borner!